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eieiwhoa

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Oct 10, 2006 00:09

Well. I think it's time to ask for help. What's the best way to dispose of someone? Something that's not too messy, please. If you have talked to me, you know what this is about. I just hope that someone in Morris Hall drops out, now. The guy's such an @$$. Who goes to bed at twelve in college? And who just turns out the lights without ( Read more... )

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cliffhanger407 October 10 2006, 15:35:23 UTC

lynching?
i'd actually go for cyanide. it's pretty easy, quick, and available. plus, it doesn't leave a ridiculous mess.

ronnoc October 10 2006, 18:34:47 UTC

except for the random body lying around

eieiwhoa October 10 2006, 20:19:17 UTC

Crap. Now he's blasting Christian music.

Christ Jesus....Lord...Jesus... love
I may be Catholic, but I swear that Christian music is the worst garbage ever.

darkprophet1 October 11 2006, 03:16:45 UTC

finally!!! something i can help with!!!

my personal favorite is to cut the brake cables on the person's car so that they have a wreck and are "out of the way".

however, if you don't mind having to dispose of a body, get some rubber coated wire, about 2 and a half feet long. wrap the ends around your hands a couple of time, wait till his back is turned... and bam!!! choke that #$%@!!

hehehe.

sorry, couldn't resist.

darkprophet1 October 11 2006, 13:52:13 UTC

what the FUCK is wrong with this kid

toxic_rage October 11 2006, 20:33:08 UTC

change roommates DUH

eieiwhoa October 11 2006, 22:25:48 UTC

I don't want to leave Myers.

towel_preserver October 19 2006, 14:22:55 UTC

okay if you really want to kill your roomate, ive figured out a perfect strategy. Just make sure your beds are lofted. If they are, which is usually the case take your roomates roll bar off his bed before he goes to sleep, he'll ask you about it but just say that the janitorial staff took it because of some rust that was on it, and it'll be back tomorrow, or some other version of this story. After your roomate has sunk into a deep sleep hang a nuse around a bar or something relatively close next to your bed that can hold a significant amount of bed, say 300 pounds. After its hung lean up close to your roomate put the noose around his neck and Scream "FIRE GET OUT OF BED" he'll roll over, or you can just pull him out. Then he'll either die immediately or struggle for a few seconds. Whatever the case may be make sure you go back to bed and be amazed to find you "manic depressive" roomate hanging by a noose. You now have a lot more room in your dorm. Plus he's in love with Jesus so you are just speeding up the process for him to ( ... )