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[eieiwhoa]

Well. I think it's time to ask for help. What's the best way to dispose of someone? Something that's not too messy, please. If you have talked to me, you know what this is about. I just hope that someone in Morris Hall drops out, now. The guy's such an @$$. Who goes to bed at twelve in college? And who just turns out the lights without

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[towel_preserver]

okay if you really want to kill your roomate, ive figured out a perfect strategy. Just make sure your beds are lofted. If they are, which is usually the case take your roomates roll bar off his bed before he goes to sleep, he'll ask you about it but just say that the janitorial staff took it because of some rust that was on it, and it'll be back tomorrow, or some other version of this story. After your roomate has sunk into a deep sleep hang a nuse around a bar or something relatively close next to your bed that can hold a significant amount of bed, say 300 pounds. After its hung lean up close to your roomate put the noose around his neck and Scream "FIRE GET OUT OF BED" he'll roll over, or you can just pull him out. Then he'll either die immediately or struggle for a few seconds. Whatever the case may be make sure you go back to bed and be amazed to find you "manic depressive" roomate hanging by a noose. You now have a lot more room in your dorm. Plus he's in love with Jesus so you are just speeding up the process for him to meet him. It might be just what the doctor ordered.