Last nught I had ace dreams. Phil had a lifesize statue of himself made of soapbar. It was ace, though he wouldn't let anyone smoke it :( Then loads of peeps went to a concert in some big, big, big park and the stage was about a foot high and there were only a few people at the front. Then that Amy Studt bitch ate Phil's head (the statue, not his ( Read more... )

I was going to type out the chronicles of GI Jimmy Joe Y-Jo tonight, but instead I just made a whole image to accompany it. There are going to be soooooo many of these....


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So it's been an age. What happened? I'm not too sure of that myself. One thing I do know is that there was a lot of booze, Es and tripping goodness. I actually have a 2C-I memory now! That's most likely because it was taken whilst on acid and really shit Es (those "gold" rolex things are SHITE!!!) I also found 4 Es in my room. That's when you know ( Read more... )

Heeoaly sheeeaat! Last night was ace! Started off in Pivo, drank a bit, got a massive wad of Es and then got a lift home, back to pivo, then to moorings where Adam and Buzzy got kicked out for taking powder in the toilets, then stumbled to moooshooolooo where Adam didn't get in (heehee) and drank much booze, decided at about 2 that it was time to ( Read more... )

Decided that the post I made wasn't too appropriate. Tells too much info. Lets just summarise and say: Wednesday is going to be ace. There will be a lot of very, very, very happy people ( Read more... )

Last night was ace. I am now one half of the world drunken tag-team pool champions. You BETTER recognise! Yeah! So what happened? I'm a little fuzzy on that myself. But for the benefit of step 5 here goes ( Read more... )

I'm no fan of these quiz things, but I haven't spoken to Ed in a while and I feel bad about that so I'm giving him a free plug on here. Yay! Besides, this is amusing. Much more interesting than "which part of a kiwifruit are you?"

When I kill myself I'll use...


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Nothing has happened. Things are as usual. Only difference is that I'm skint, but I have booze. I'm about to embark on a night of solitary drinking. Need pizza first though, can't eat once I've started drinking. I'll get fat. Nooooooooooooooooo!

First off I'd like to say "OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!" My throat is fucking aching. I think I ma have some nasty, nasty infection thing because my tongue (stupid word) is starting to hurt now. I blame that pizza I had last night. Was my last post on Tueasay? I think so. Can't be hooped checking.

So, Wednesday. Went round to jimsin and cakeandsodomy's and got a ( Read more... )

When was the last actual post? I have no idea. I'm staring on Saturday. Went round to Laura's and dropped off booze, then went to the Moo-hoo-rings and met Jon. Saw a damn cool band there, can't remember what they were called, but the guitarist was GOD!!!! Then went to sleazium (with a very fair entry fee, thanks Phil) and drank quite a substantial ( Read more... )