Who's Xbox is (finally) online? Yeah, bitch: Recognise! I'm off to kill some stupid little cunt arsed yanks and piss in my pants. 2 months wasted all because the BT (take heed all you BT working BASTARDS, despite not working for openworld, I think) helpline guy assured me that my username had btopenworld in it. btinternet, you PRICK! Fuck sake. Not ( Read more... )

So my new beast arrived and it's all good and that, but I can't get my fucking broadband working on it. That said, I am now downloading the drivers for the ADSL modem that I could get to work in the first plave. Still can't get then new spongle to work :( I hate dial-up, it's so fucking slow. Worst thing is when you get bband you don't even notice ( Read more... )

The moorings is open again. It looks funny if you sit facing the back, but if you face the front it looks almost the same. Smalls like varnish and the toilets are all wrong. I got a bit drunk last night and I really shouln't have, but that's to be expected. I don't remember much about Drakes. I remember prodding fake boobs and Marv pkeasuring Fi ( Read more... )

The shit I get sent is unbelievable. This is the latest in the great spam that arrives in my inbox. It's the best I've ever got.

Dear friend ( Read more... )

I just fell on my ass. That was pretty cool. Sore but cool. Going straight home after work yesterday was very succesful. You smelled through that lie, didn't you? Ended up going to Jimmy's/Eggie's/Jill & Chris' (not sure who's it is anymore, but none of the mentioned were there...) and drinking with Jon and Adam. Watched Bad Boys 2 despite talking ( Read more... )

Sobriety doesn't suit me. No sir. I need to get absolutely peeeeeashed pretty soon or I might go "wooga-wooga" in a not very good way. So I got paid today and I've already spent £500. Not bad considering that the only shop I've been in was mine and I'd struggle to spend more than £3.44 in there. I bought my new lightbox today. After I bought it I ( Read more... )

Everything is broken! Cant get ftp program to load, can't get flash to save or export, PHPed wont save or open files. This has just ballsed up my plans for wasting tonight. I was hoping to get some programming shit done, can't do that now. Fuck sake. i'm not about to re-install everything. Time for a new computer and transfer the shit over a ( Read more... )

I'm on a mission. It's shocking! I've made a whole, fully functioning (and with a few tweeks) distibutable PHP app. It's a groovy webcam thingy. Not going to go into boring details, but it's the first thing I've made in an age and it only took a few hours. I CAN REMEMBER THINGS ( Read more... )

I have an itchy leg. This is not good, where would become itchy next if I gave into it? Hmmm? Think I'd rather not know to be honest. Non-E'd for a good fortnight now. To make things stranger I'm not even getting any "wouldn't it be ace to get E'd" thoughts. Mostly because I haven't been out on account of being skint. Managed to do shopping with my ( Read more... )

I've been in a shit mood for over a week now. Someone please make it go away. I can't think of any reason for it. It's shit. Meh. Not going to do anyhting apart from work until I feel less mumfy. If I've seen you in that time: sorry.