A more accurate account of the weekend....

[eggatron]

When was the last actual post? I have no idea. I'm staring on Saturday. Went round to Laura's and dropped off booze, then went to the Moo-hoo-rings and met Jon. Saw a damn cool band there, can't remember what they were called, but the guitarist was GOD!!!! Then went to sleazium (with a very fair entry fee, thanks Phil) and drank quite a substantial

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[jimsin]

Hey!! I knew she was James' girlfriend. It's not like James is some Random boyfriend and I haven't known him for about five years!! I left because I kept falling asleep on my feet!!!

[eggatron]

Terribly sorry, I was just repeating what I heard next day. I was very drunk and can't even remember being at Laura's on Saturday night.

[jimsin]

Hmmm .... I wonder who would say a shit thing like that? *ponders*.

[jimsin]

No need for further pondering because now I know. And when it comes to 'classy' I think I'm pretty fucking far from the bottom of the fucking barrel.

[cakeandsodomy]

you did have your ba's out. i didnt see them because you were wiggling them at adam or something and i was sprawled on the floor behind you. i did see your bum though. i remember being confused and drinking myself into oblivion to forget...

you also moaned for ages cause you took a shit in drakes and it was solid. apparently this just wasnt on and it was the first actual turd youd done in months. too much information for phil. more booze was had.

the flying dog was FUNNY. so was the big debate i had with laura over whether we should tell jon that she used his "i am a twat" t-shult to mop up dog piss. we did though.

[eggatron]

solid shits are a sign that I've not been drinking enough. That's never good. The worst thing is that it's only Adam that understands the peril of solidpooping. That cannot be a good thing...