A penny for your thoughts, Sollux? It sounds like you're in some financial difficulty. As much as I envy your skill in "ariithmancy", I'm not sure your disposition is quite suited to being a tutor.
You may want to specify a clear and certain amount in exchange for your services, and out of curiosity - would that owl happen to be on sale as well, or is it something you're looking to buy?
FUCK. 2EE THII2 II2 WHAT II GET FOR BEIING AB2OLUTELY FUCKIING RETARDED. OF COUR2E II HAD TWO BE A LAZY PIIECE OF 2HIIT AND NOT U2E ACTUAL PARCHMENT, LIIKE ANYONE EL2E WIITH HALF A BRAIIN WOULD. NOT EVEN THAT, II CAN'T EVEN CA2T A LOCKIING CHARM CORRECTLY. BUT OK, THANK YOU FOR TELLIING ME A BIIT TWO LATE. II CAN'T WAIIT FOR EVERYONE TWO GET TWO 2EE EVEN MORE FAIILURE.
i thought his name said 'badtouch captor' i went 'what'alohacJune 13 2011, 21:42:29 UTC
dude calm down its not like its the end of the world in fact i am pretty sure the owl is damn cute in some sort of freaky ironic way you were probably just distracted shit happens like this all the time so just chill out and dont blow anything up
HAHAA WHAT EVEN..dyadiicJune 13 2011, 21:49:26 UTC
FIINE. ii wiill try to calm down, not that ii wa2n't already tryiing, what the fuck. becau2e you know, freakiing out ii2 actually 2omethiing ii enjoy doiing on a regular ba2ii2!!
iit'2 not even the nevermiind. i'm chiilliing now, 2hiit remain2 iin tact.
[filtered; hackable if you know your way around charms]vampauxiliatrixJune 13 2011, 21:47:21 UTC
That Is Indeed A Very Adorable Owl And Possibly Quite Smart So I Understand Your Desire To Acquire It But Im Afraid Ill Have To Decline Your Offer Seeing As I Require No Assistance With Either Arithmancy Or Ancient Runes
However I May Have A Deal To Propose If You Are In Need Of A Bigger Financial Income
[Get ready, Sollux, it's about to get even worse.]
As You May Be Aware I Have A Penchant For Fashion And Creating My Own Clothes In Accordance To My Own Personal Style And Tastes But Lately I Have Been Considering Certain New Designs And After Realizing How Many Of Our Fellow Classmates Seemed To Like Them I Decided That Perhaps It Would Be A Good Idea To Start A Business Of My Own Something Small Of Course I Wouldnt Want To Overwhelm Myself With Too Many Orders At First But In Order To Bring This Business To Life I Would Need Many Things Such As A Catalog Of My Products
However In Order To Create This Catalog I Would Need Pictures And In Order To Obtain Those Pictures I Would Need Models For My Creations This Is What My Deal Entails
LOCKED oh yes;wonderderpJune 14 2011, 04:04:56 UTC
um i dont need tutoring in those or anything but maybe we can think of something else to do? i would really like to help!! and well i dont know if you would be wanting someone to just get that owl for you or if youd rather work or what (it is really cute by the way!!! :D)
of course im not!!! it is super duper adorable omg and i think it would be a really good fit for you! anywayyyy i dont know umm but i am sure i can come up with something! i would say tutor me in arithmancy and runes but those are some of my best subjects too :( hmmm what else can we do
ii wa2 referriing two the part of expectiing 2omeone two get iit for me, but yeah that 2eem2 liike iit could work two. ok. tell me what II2N'T one of your be2t 2ubject2.
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You may want to specify a clear and certain amount in exchange for your services, and out of curiosity - would that owl happen to be on sale as well, or is it something you're looking to buy?
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you can 2ee that?
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2EE THII2 II2 WHAT II GET FOR BEIING AB2OLUTELY FUCKIING RETARDED.
OF COUR2E II HAD TWO BE A LAZY PIIECE OF 2HIIT AND NOT U2E ACTUAL PARCHMENT, LIIKE ANYONE EL2E WIITH HALF A BRAIIN WOULD.
NOT EVEN THAT, II CAN'T EVEN CA2T A LOCKIING CHARM CORRECTLY.
BUT OK, THANK YOU FOR TELLIING ME A BIIT TWO LATE.
II CAN'T WAIIT FOR EVERYONE TWO GET TWO 2EE EVEN MORE FAIILURE.
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calm down
its not like its the end of the world
in fact i am pretty sure the owl is damn cute in some sort of freaky ironic way
you were probably just distracted shit happens like this all the time so just chill out and dont blow anything up
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ii wiill try to calm down, not that ii wa2n't already tryiing, what the fuck.
becau2e you know, freakiing out ii2 actually 2omethiing ii enjoy doiing on a regular ba2ii2!!
iit'2 not even the
nevermiind.
i'm chiilliing now, 2hiit remain2 iin tact.
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I May Have A Deal To Propose If You Are In Need Of A Bigger Financial Income
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[...] biigger fiinanciial iincome, huh.
fiine, ii'm lii2teniing.
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As You May Be Aware I Have A Penchant For Fashion And Creating My Own Clothes In Accordance To My Own Personal Style And Tastes
But Lately I Have Been Considering Certain New Designs And After Realizing How Many Of Our Fellow Classmates Seemed To Like Them I Decided That Perhaps It Would Be A Good Idea To Start A Business Of My Own
Something Small Of Course I Wouldnt Want To Overwhelm Myself With Too Many Orders At First But In Order To Bring This Business To Life I Would Need Many Things Such As A Catalog Of My Products
However
In Order To Create This Catalog I Would Need Pictures And In Order To Obtain Those Pictures I Would Need Models For My Creations
This Is What My Deal Entails
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but model2?? 2o what, you want me two go and try two fiind 2ome for you?
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i dont need tutoring in those or anything but
maybe we can think of something else to do?
i would really like to help!! and well
i dont know if you would be wanting someone to just get that owl for you or if youd rather work or what
(it is really cute by the way!!! :D)
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what el2e diid you have iin miind.
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it is super duper adorable omg
and i think it would be a really good fit for you!
anywayyyy i dont know umm
but i am sure i can come up with something!
i would say tutor me in arithmancy and runes but those are some of my best subjects too :(
hmmm what else can we do
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ok.
tell me what II2N'T one of your be2t 2ubject2.
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