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[dyadiic]

Comments

[alohac]

your owl is showing

[dyadiic]

FUCK.
2EE THII2 II2 WHAT II GET FOR BEIING AB2OLUTELY FUCKIING RETARDED.
OF COUR2E II HAD TWO BE A LAZY PIIECE OF 2HIIT AND NOT U2E ACTUAL PARCHMENT, LIIKE ANYONE EL2E WIITH HALF A BRAIIN WOULD.
NOT EVEN THAT, II CAN'T EVEN CA2T A LOCKIING CHARM CORRECTLY.
BUT OK, THANK YOU FOR TELLIING ME A BIIT TWO LATE.
II CAN'T WAIIT FOR EVERYONE TWO GET TWO 2EE EVEN MORE FAIILURE.

i thought his name said 'badtouch captor' i went 'what'

[alohac]

dude
calm down
its not like its the end of the world
in fact i am pretty sure the owl is damn cute in some sort of freaky ironic way
you were probably just distracted shit happens like this all the time so just chill out and dont blow anything up

HAHAA WHAT EVEN..

[dyadiic]

FIINE.
ii wiill try to calm down, not that ii wa2n't already tryiing, what the fuck.
becau2e you know, freakiing out ii2 actually 2omethiing ii enjoy doiing on a regular ba2ii2!!

iit'2 not even the
nevermiind.
i'm chiilliing now, 2hiit remain2 iin tact.

I HAVE NO IDEA??

[alohac]

someone needed to call out your shit
though if you want to do exclamation points fine by me!!!!
shit son there is so much excitement in this journal

good
your owl is fucking precious

[dyadiic]

iif you're going two u2e exclamatiion poiint2 at least u2e only two at a tiime, je2u2 chrii2t iit ii2 really the lea2t you can do.

and 2hut the fuck up that owl ii2 fuckiing bada22, diid you not even read what ii wrote.

[alohac]

hey i used four that two times two
thought youd appreciate the extra dedication i put into them
twice the exclamatory statements here

yeah yeah
sucks brains out of their prey sells for 45 galleons
i read all that
you looking for an owl or something

[dyadiic]

ye2 and four tiimes two ii2 eiight, you're well on your way two turniing iintwo vriiska here.
not even 2ure what'2 wor2e at thii2 poiint, look at u2 doiing fuckiing math and all.

ye2 that ii2 the gii2t of iit, ii 2uppo2e your 2kiil2 of deductiion aren't entiirely worthle22.

[alohac]

ugh no
dont let me start using blue
string me up before it happens
and yeah soon well be on our way to algebra and calculus and who knows what else

sometimes i have to smarten myself up
cant be a dumpass all the time the ladies wouldnt like it
so
what do you plan to do to get this owl

[dyadiic]

2ure, iif ii have yet two do 2o by then and you fiind your2elf neediing a22ii2tance wiith tho2e 2ubject2, ii wiill be more than avaiilable for tutoriing iin 2uch.

2iince you know but eviidently diidn't, that wa2 kind of the whole thiing ii wrote UNDER the paragraph about the owl.

[alohac]

yeah well
i will definitely let you know
sad to say im not really needing any help at all

[ ok so maybe his ancient runes grade isn't all that spectacular, he hates the stuff ]

let you know if someone does

[dyadiic]

ok.

[somehow, he doubts this will happen.]

thank2 ii gue22.

[alohac]

no problem

you know
could always throw magical newspapers or something

[ Dave feels him about the lack of money. It's not exactly like his robes are brand new. ]

[dyadiic]

ii2 that even a thiing.

[alohac]

no idea
but i figure someone has to give all those damn birds the papers to hold onto

[dyadiic]

thii2 ii2 true, ju2t liike 2omeone ha2 two clean up theiir 2hiit two.
2ee, there ii2 alway2 room for an iinept muggleborn on the wiizardiing job market, ii am not worriied about that.