[filtered; hackable if you know your way around charms]vampauxiliatrixJune 13 2011, 21:47:21 UTC
That Is Indeed A Very Adorable Owl And Possibly Quite Smart So I Understand Your Desire To Acquire It But Im Afraid Ill Have To Decline Your Offer Seeing As I Require No Assistance With Either Arithmancy Or Ancient Runes
However I May Have A Deal To Propose If You Are In Need Of A Bigger Financial Income
[Get ready, Sollux, it's about to get even worse.]
As You May Be Aware I Have A Penchant For Fashion And Creating My Own Clothes In Accordance To My Own Personal Style And Tastes But Lately I Have Been Considering Certain New Designs And After Realizing How Many Of Our Fellow Classmates Seemed To Like Them I Decided That Perhaps It Would Be A Good Idea To Start A Business Of My Own Something Small Of Course I Wouldnt Want To Overwhelm Myself With Too Many Orders At First But In Order To Bring This Business To Life I Would Need Many Things Such As A Catalog Of My Products
However In Order To Create This Catalog I Would Need Pictures And In Order To Obtain Those Pictures I Would Need Models For My Creations This Is What My Deal Entails
I Have To Disagree Because I Am Well Aware That My Sanity And Intelligence Havent Been Damaged In Any Way But Returning To The Matter At Hand Are You Interested In My Offer Or Not
Of Course The Focus Of Those Pictures Will Be Your Body And Not Your Visage Because I Design Clothes And Not Jewelery Or Eye Wear Or Fancy Hats Although I Will Certainly Consider Branching Out When That Time Arrives
Excellent I Have To Finish My First Male Design So You Will Have To Wait A Few Days Unless You Want To Model The Female Designs I Have Already Created Im Certain You Would Look Lovely With Long Curly Hair
[She can't really help that last part. After the events of the previous days, she's finally in a good mood again, and this new deal with Sollux is helping her feel even more motivated.]
oh my fuckiing god. the wor2t part ii2 that ii can't even tell iif you're jokiing or not. but no ii am afraiid ii wiill have two pa22 a2 temptiing a2 the offer ii2, ii am not THAT de2perate for money.
ye2 for once ii am completely certaiin on 2omethiing look at that, there ii2n't even any fuckiing he2i2tence. try two triick me intwo 2omethiing even remotely giirly though and you wiill lo2e your be2t model 2o fa2t you wiill que2tiion iif ii wa2 ever even there iin the fiir2t place.
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I May Have A Deal To Propose If You Are In Need Of A Bigger Financial Income
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[...] biigger fiinanciial iincome, huh.
fiine, ii'm lii2teniing.
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As You May Be Aware I Have A Penchant For Fashion And Creating My Own Clothes In Accordance To My Own Personal Style And Tastes
But Lately I Have Been Considering Certain New Designs And After Realizing How Many Of Our Fellow Classmates Seemed To Like Them I Decided That Perhaps It Would Be A Good Idea To Start A Business Of My Own
Something Small Of Course I Wouldnt Want To Overwhelm Myself With Too Many Orders At First But In Order To Bring This Business To Life I Would Need Many Things Such As A Catalog Of My Products
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In Order To Create This Catalog I Would Need Pictures And In Order To Obtain Those Pictures I Would Need Models For My Creations
This Is What My Deal Entails
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but model2?? 2o what, you want me two go and try two fiind 2ome for you?
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I Already Have A Few Individuals In Mind And You Happen To Be One Of Them
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he is not sure
just what]
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you're out of your miind, you know that?
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But Returning To The Matter At Hand
Are You Interested In My Offer Or Not
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wiill thii2 remaiin completely confiidentiial.
or at lea2t a2 confiidentiial a2 ii2 po22iible.
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The Focus Of Those Pictures Will Be Your Body And Not Your Visage Because I Design Clothes And Not Jewelery Or Eye Wear Or Fancy Hats
Although I Will Certainly Consider Branching Out When That Time Arrives
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what next, captor
he doesn't even want to think on it]
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I Have To Finish My First Male Design So You Will Have To Wait A Few Days Unless You Want To Model The Female Designs I Have Already Created
Im Certain You Would Look Lovely With Long Curly Hair
[She can't really help that last part. After the events of the previous days, she's finally in a good mood again, and this new deal with Sollux is helping her feel even more motivated.]
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the wor2t part ii2 that ii can't even tell iif you're jokiing or not.
but no ii am afraiid ii wiill have two pa22 a2 temptiing a2 the offer ii2, ii am not THAT de2perate for money.
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What If I Made A Very Tempting Offer
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for once ii am completely certaiin on 2omethiing
look at that, there ii2n't even any fuckiing he2i2tence.
try two triick me intwo 2omethiing even remotely giirly though and you wiill lo2e your be2t model 2o fa2t you wiill que2tiion iif ii wa2 ever even there iin the fiir2t place.
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