BUCHAREST - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday ( Read more... )

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Well my friends Brian and Jen welcomed the newest member to their family into the world today. Mia is now the newest Chauvin! She was born this morning at 5:07am. Brian called me last night around 9 or so to say that they were in the hospital and labour was starting. Carley called me this morning at about 8:40 to tell me the good news and give me ( Read more... )

Has been a while. Seems like I say that every time I update. Not as frequent as I used to be, but I am sure that no one minds that. Nice and warm outside today figured I would wash my car for the first time in a long time. Had to get the tar and dirt off of it and make it look nice, at least for a couple days. Not too sure yet what the plan is for ( Read more... )

The weekend was pretty good, a little bit sore, but that is not why I am here ( Read more... )

I thought this back procedure was supposed to improve my back, but so far it has made it worse. Not sure if it is just the muscles trying to heal after being pierced four times and burned, or just some nice new pain. Which ever one it is, it does not feel to good. Have not been able to do much but lay on the couch or sit in a chair. Gets ( Read more... )

It has been nice the past couple days with family and friends calling up to see how I have been doing. My back is feeling a bit worse today than yesterday. Don't think I should have gone out last night, but it was fun. Good time had by all. We went to a couple of different spots spanning various age groups. We watched Mike Tyson get beat by the 9-1 ( Read more... )

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A friend of mine who I used to work with is over in Scotland working. He just finished school and thought he would take some time and do something fun and travel. His name is Aaron and he is now working at a bar in Scotland. This is the e-mail that he sent to me today. I found it to be pretty funny stuff ( Read more... )

I just got an e-mail from a friend of mine named Balo entitled "officially off the market." It appears that on May first he ask the Daina to marry him! He is now officially engaged. In the e-mail it said "To all those girls that I never had a chance to love...I'm sorry but you waited too long. And to the homosexual who is out there holding his ( Read more... )