I was having a good day today until isosceles right triangles had to go and ruin it. I hate isosceles right triangles, how come they can’t be more like acute iron-side time capsules. Anyways I was drinking and riding my unicycle like I usually do on Thursdays, or, as I like to call them Thursdays when a Septic tank inspector pulled me over. He was ( Read more... )

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Today I was trying to enjoy a nice cup of Spainish Ear-infection flavored coffee, when my telephone began to sing the theme song to the famous show "Whos Tumor is it Anyways?", I picked up the phone and if was my sparring partner and local NeoSurgeon Hans Solo. I was like more the the millieum BORING, Am I right ( Read more... )

I was riding my horse to Albertsons when I saw a blue pen laying on the curb. I immediatly jumped off of my horse and began debating the pen on the issue of social and economic climate in southern Uganda. They pens arguement was lame it said " If your Uganda is purple how come its flag has a green stripe." This reminded me of how rednecks say " ( Read more... )

I was trying to have a converstation with my pet Rhino Shalom The Rabbi when an Alien Sport Utility Vehicle came up to me and began asking me if Id rather live in a big city or small town? I immediatly gave the alien a high five and ran five laps around the tennis court. I was pulled over by the cops who showed me a new law that send "Thou shall ( Read more... )

Today me and my alterego Captian Jeramia had a verbal debate over social reform in the Turkar distrinct of Leftern Gilgamesh. Needless to say it was very intense. So intense, I in fact organismed twice. This caused a College Lacross Scout to jump for joy, because people who organism twice during a verbal debate about social reform in Tukar make ( Read more... )

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