This is how my day went
I was riding my horse to Albertsons when I saw a blue pen laying on the curb. I immediatly jumped off of my horse and began debating the pen on the issue of social and economic climate in southern Uganda. They pens arguement was lame it said " If your Uganda is purple how come its flag has a green stripe." This reminded me of how rednecks say " Torki" and sophisacated people say " Please Torki" Whats the deal?
Anyways Im a magician. Im so magic that my dog is named Magic Johnson. Or should I say magic DOGson. Magic Johnson is such a good dog. There is nothing else that was ever named Magic Johnson, Im so orginal.
I've decided to submit my new show idea to MTV it goes like this
2 rabbis constanly arm wrestle while regular kids LIKE YOU OR ME decide whos going to be the next pole vaulting champion by making Snowmen out of Telephones. Each week superstar celebrity Rank Hompkins from the WB's hit seris Tales of a Teenage Rank Hompkins (airs at 2:30-2:32.54 am every other Wensday) dances to the songs of Ray Charles dead corpes being tossed around by a 56 foot tall T-Rex. The show will be called " Laguna Beach"
-Commander Dulsodorf Signing off
Anyways Im a magician. Im so magic that my dog is named Magic Johnson. Or should I say magic DOGson. Magic Johnson is such a good dog. There is nothing else that was ever named Magic Johnson, Im so orginal.
I've decided to submit my new show idea to MTV it goes like this
2 rabbis constanly arm wrestle while regular kids LIKE YOU OR ME decide whos going to be the next pole vaulting champion by making Snowmen out of Telephones. Each week superstar celebrity Rank Hompkins from the WB's hit seris Tales of a Teenage Rank Hompkins (airs at 2:30-2:32.54 am every other Wensday) dances to the songs of Ray Charles dead corpes being tossed around by a 56 foot tall T-Rex. The show will be called " Laguna Beach"
-Commander Dulsodorf Signing off