Okay....When I was at work last night, I was working towards the back of the warehouse where we keep all of the detergent and cleaners and stuff. I kept walking past the little door to the trash compactor, and I swear to god there was the most familiar smell. Im not terribly acquainted with garbage or anything, but I knew that smell... It hit me ( Read more... )

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Godemp.... It occured to me that "red herring" didnt sound entirely original. as it turns out, its a phrase used to describe a technique used in an argument to divert attention away from a subject...ie "Yeah, I killed those people, but look at that huge pile of Elephant feces over there ( Read more... )

Whelp...Thats it people. tick off one more checkbox on your "signs of the Apocalypse" checklist.... the box right between "America getting another bush for president" and "Fire and Brimstone raining forth from the heavens". Yep, thats right, I quit smoking. Yeah, I know, congratulations for me. While I'm still a bit lucid and not completely in my ( Read more... )

You Are 32% Abnormal
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Why is it that people feel the need to lie to me, or not tell me the whole truth? I dont understand... I hardly think that people do it simply to be nasty, so why? Do they fear the backlash when I find out? People who know me know that I try to be a nice person. I'm very difficult to anger, and extremely forgiving. Why, then, would someone be ( Read more... )

I am Aggrivated. Jim is supposed to call me. we are supposed to go bar hopping tonight, because I like to pretend that I have a social life. I am tired. Ive been up for like 22 hours now, so now I get sleepy. I'm sleepy, and therefore, irritated. This song makes me happy. fuck william faulkner. Stream of consciousness without punctuation is like ( Read more... )

Andrew --

[noun]:

A master of storytelling

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Have you ever notice when you're driving around town, headed somewhere, and your mind wanders? You aren't paying the slightest bit of attention to where you're going, and without realizing it, you end up where you're headed without actually recalling the drive? Its an interesting sensation. Now, apply this to your life. you start off in a general ( Read more... )

I was over at Eric's house, and I was upstairs hanging with Jim, when I went downstairs to see what Eric was doing. Him and Kris were watching episodes of friends on her laptop, and this is a general synopsis of what was said ( Read more... )