You had best un-fuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Okay....When I was at work last night, I was working towards the back of the warehouse where we keep all of the detergent and cleaners and stuff. I kept walking past the little door to the trash compactor, and I swear to god there was the most familiar smell. Im not terribly acquainted with garbage or anything, but I knew that smell... It hit me like 2 hours later that the aroma seeping out of the garbage was about as close to smelling ACTUALLY like Green bean casserole without actually BEING green bean casserole. the thing that frightens me is that we didnt put any green bean casserole into the compactor. or at least, not enough to overpower every other smell in there. So the fact that all of the various things that we put in there ended up smelling so much like Green bean casserole is a bit frightening.