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I'm not dead yet!!
*shuffles in slowly with head hung*
Wow. 3 months. I suck. Hard. Anyway, enough about my many talents, on to the blogging!
So, what happened when I fell of the earth? Well, I *sucks in deep breath* lost my job, lost my computer, got a new job, got a new computer, worked too many fucking hours, saw Semi-Pro, joined Netflix, still worked too many ( Read more... ) -
The importance of wearing underwear with leaves on them.
I have pictures of me, my sisters and my neice reenacting the best part of this video. Except we're wearing real clothes. And we're not Japanese men. The pictures can be displayed or destroyed for the right price. Let the bidding begin!! -
One "bad" show that I think I love, and one "good" show that I just might hate
Okay, the strike is officially killing me, ya'll. I've been watching a lot of DVDs and random reruns that I've seen 8 million times, but not much else. I think the strike may also be affecting my taste levels, because watching TV last night, I had two completely different reactions to the programs.
First up, American Gladiators. It is probably ( Read more... ) -
Let's make my journal happier
My journal is such a sad place lately. Like an abandoned K-mart. Wait, isn't any K-mart an abandoned K-mart? Anyway, here's a list to brighten it up around here.
23 Words that I Need to Use More Often
1. swoon
2. alabaster
3. pernicious
4. magnesium
5. imperious
6. indubitably
7. copacetic
8. nolens volens
9. ephemeral
10. tenebrous
11. sobriquet
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Pop Culture Round-up
Wow. Two weeks into 2008 and this is my first post. That's...sad. And this year has sucked balls.
So, 'what has inspired my first post in a fortnight?' you ask. Well, a couple of movies I saw this weekend and the Golden Globes. Not that I actually watched that Golden-Globes-press-conference-thingy. I just read about the winners on ew.com. ( ( Read more... ) -
Year's over? Already? I want a do-over.
Alright, so just 6 hours left in the year here, and I had a SoCo and coke and decided to give you this:
23 Things I Didn't Do in 2007
1. Lose 20 pounds
2. Win Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay
3. Train my dog to attack people with ugly pants.
4. Get a haircut. (seriously, I have not gotten my hair cut at all since September of 06.)
5. Go ( Read more... ) -
I suck, that guy over there sucks, this week sucks...you get the drift.
So much suckage lately. Anyway, working on two different Lists of 23 right now, but I'm having a hard time focusing. It's all Christmas' fault. Damn you, December 25th, for wrecking my whole month! *shakes fist furiously* Work has been making me want to pull my hair out, too, mostly because I have to deal with some dumbass motherfuckers who ( Read more... )
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