Year's over? Already? I want a do-over.
Alright, so just 6 hours left in the year here, and I had a SoCo and coke and decided to give you this:
23 Things I Didn't Do in 2007
1. Lose 20 pounds
2. Win Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay
3. Train my dog to attack people with ugly pants.
4. Get a haircut. (seriously, I have not gotten my hair cut at all since September of 06.)
5. Go on a cruise *sob*
6. Watch American Idol
7. Attempt to fly by jumping off the roof
8. Correctly predict Oscar winners across the board, sweeping the office Oscar pool.
9. Succeed in not becoming crackily, overwhelmingly obsessed with Heroes.
10. Ween myself off of bad TV
11. Stop Drinking
12. Never once pine for a little bit of pot.
13. Stop using words like "dude", "awesome", "totally", "word" and "right on".
14. Finish my college degree
15. Learn a foreign language
16. Star in an infomercial on DIY Home Sex Tapes. I play the Astonished Co-host.
17. Ask my mom for advice.
18. Write the Beard Pwns Mom crack!fic that I had promised
aublilsis
19. Slap someone across the face
20. Fall to my knees, look up, and scream "NOOOO!!!!!" while shaking my fists at the sky
21. Think that Mohinder is way more smart than pretty.
22. Regret moving out of Orlando.
23. Write an elaborate scientific theory based on the idea that dinosaurs were magical mind-readers who killed themselves when they looked into the future and saw an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
Happy New Year to all! See ya on the other side.
23 Things I Didn't Do in 2007
1. Lose 20 pounds
2. Win Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay
3. Train my dog to attack people with ugly pants.
4. Get a haircut. (seriously, I have not gotten my hair cut at all since September of 06.)
5. Go on a cruise *sob*
6. Watch American Idol
7. Attempt to fly by jumping off the roof
8. Correctly predict Oscar winners across the board, sweeping the office Oscar pool.
9. Succeed in not becoming crackily, overwhelmingly obsessed with Heroes.
10. Ween myself off of bad TV
11. Stop Drinking
12. Never once pine for a little bit of pot.
13. Stop using words like "dude", "awesome", "totally", "word" and "right on".
14. Finish my college degree
15. Learn a foreign language
16. Star in an infomercial on DIY Home Sex Tapes. I play the Astonished Co-host.
17. Ask my mom for advice.
18. Write the Beard Pwns Mom crack!fic that I had promised
aublilsis
19. Slap someone across the face
20. Fall to my knees, look up, and scream "NOOOO!!!!!" while shaking my fists at the sky
21. Think that Mohinder is way more smart than pretty.
22. Regret moving out of Orlando.
23. Write an elaborate scientific theory based on the idea that dinosaurs were magical mind-readers who killed themselves when they looked into the future and saw an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
Happy New Year to all! See ya on the other side.