Who wants to help me move on Tuesday? I know it's late notice, but I'll be your best friend and make you something yummy.

So I can't for the life of me remember my lj password. And the email associated with the account is now defunct. So... I might be creating a new account in the near future, just for a heads up. Not that I update ever anyway ( Read more... )

So I just turned in a paper worth 40% of my grade. 15.5 pages; 1/2 page under minimum, including spacing cheating; didn't cover everything I wanted to; emailed it in 8 minutes late, but I typed the address in wrong, so actually got it to the professor 14 minutes late; inconsistent citation; possible plagiarism just because I don't cite well; I've ( Read more... )

So.

My dad died and my brother is getting married.

My cousin's getting married, too. Two weddings and a funeral? ahahaha I'm so funny.

Also, the world apparently revolves around five-year-olds. Cute, they are; considerate, they are not.

Everyone come to my shows! And bring everyone you know!

Dogg's Hamlet, Cahoot's Macbeth by Tom Stoppard
April 21 7:30pm, April 22-23 6:00pm
UT campus - FAC 21 (ask for directions)
$5 with any student ID, $7 without

This is two separate spoof performances of Shakespeare. Hamlet is a school production by people who don't speak English, only Dogg. Macbeth ( Read more... )

I am now a member (though I can not yet vote) of Alpha Phi Omega. I am in the cast for the Vagina Monologues opening in February. My dad has shoehorned me into the role of Mary for a monologue he wrote, which will be a weird, but probably good, experience. I have a research paper due in a week and a half and I'm starting to freak out about it, not ( Read more... )

SOC 319: Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family tells me that if I have sex, I'll die. Sex is a terrible thing that should be saved for that disgusting necessity of marriage and otherwise for the bowels of hell. A black girl told us how terrible it was that she lost her virginity at 12 and had a baby whose father is now incarcerated. A 17-ish girl ( Read more... )

Well, nevermind. Apparently my aunt called my dad yesterday morning and he just forgot to tell me until a couple of hours ago. They're staying in Covington, god knows why, but they're alive and well and dry. I feel a lot better ( Read more... )

I'm so incredibly worried, but there's so much else to do. My aunt stayed in the hurricane. Last time she left for a hurricane, nothing happened, so she didn't want to be inconvenienced again this time. Fortunately enough, she was at my cousin's house in Covington, which is on the better side of the lake. Her husband stayed at their house in ( Read more... )

"Trouble in paradise" is my second least favorite phrase after "No shit, Sherlock."
In case you care.