FINEAS does not represent my political views

[drfish_mrfineas]

[filtered away from America]

Comments

[kaitopants]

You're a fish. I'm not voting for you.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Racist.

[kaitopants]

I don't trust anything with scales.

[drfish_mrfineas]

It's astonishing that such bigotry continues in this modern era.

[bornwithskison]

I'm curious as to what you think of all the other nations like us. I'm Norway, if that helps any.

[drfish_mrfineas]

An upstandingly neutral and progressive country. Nice economy, good views on women's rights.

[bornwithskison]

And do you believe in fairytales?

[drfish_mrfineas]

Given an infinitely large multiverse, everything is true somewhere.

[glockblock]

Your history facts are true in a certain point of view. They can be argued either way.

[drfish_mrfineas]

So can anything else. That's more or less the point of debates.

[glockblock]

I suppose but there are counter points to each of your arguments.

[drfish_mrfineas]

About the COUNTRY, yes. However, it's an undeniable fact that Mr. Jones is a moron.

[weaponsparked]

... You forgot to add "full of idiotic politicians".

[drfish_mrfineas]

I left a number of things out in the interest of succinctness.

[weaponsparked]

What... exactly is all this about...?

[drfish_mrfineas]

Picking a leader.

[prodigious_mage]

Yeah! And he's always so mean to my dad! Canada secretly cries himself to sleep every night, you know.

. . . Wait I thought the election was for the Mayor of the town.

[drfish_mrfineas]

I'm fairly confident that "Mayor" is a non-elected position here. I'm simply voting to take charge of the sane portion of the populace.

[prodigious_mage]

Oh.

I don't know, I don't think having a leader will really accomplish much of anything. Grady probably wouldn't stand for it. And I mean, you're not really up to Cecil's standards, you know? Maybe a little more brooding and angsting and redemption . . .

[drfish_mrfineas]

Brooding and angsting waste tmie that could be better spent on success.