FINEAS does not represent my political views
[filtered away from America]
Citizens of Mayfield, a storm is coming. We stand at a crossroads of history; two futures await our community. In one future, we stand united, waging war against our captors, and seize freedom with our own hands. In the other, we spiral downwards into infighting and self-destruction, drawing further from our goal with every passing day. I speak to you all today to assure you that the grim latter future is what awaits us under America's iron-fisted rule.
Mr. Jones claims to be a "hero," a man of justice and freedom. Let's take a look at what dark secrets his record holds:
Alfred F. Jones is a ridiculous charicature of his country. He possesses all of their weaknesses, their bigotries, their decadence, and none of their strengths. He tries to make up for knowledge, experience, and talent with blind, ignorant enthusiasm. Can this man lead us? I say to you he can not.
In the place of this inevitable disaster, I offer you one thing: Results. I have been in situations much akin to this one. I have stood against functionally impossible odds, defying the laws of reality themselves to uphold the light of justice. I have personally saved the lives of everyone in the entire universe. It is not hollow words, but experience and efficiency that I bring to the table.
Whether you choose me or Jones, success or failure, I leave to you. I trust you all to make the right decision.
Citizens of Mayfield, a storm is coming. We stand at a crossroads of history; two futures await our community. In one future, we stand united, waging war against our captors, and seize freedom with our own hands. In the other, we spiral downwards into infighting and self-destruction, drawing further from our goal with every passing day. I speak to you all today to assure you that the grim latter future is what awaits us under America's iron-fisted rule.
Mr. Jones claims to be a "hero," a man of justice and freedom. Let's take a look at what dark secrets his record holds:
- From its very foundation, America was a land built on the pillars of Slavery. Many of its founding fathers were slave-owners, lording over who they believed to be inferior races of men like Gods. Not only did it take a brutal war to end this cruel practice, but the discrimination against the victims remains prevalent to this very day.
- During the second World War, hundreds of thousands of Japanese Americans, the vast majority of whom had committed no crimes, were taken out of their homes by American governmental decree, and forced into internment camps against their will. Uncountable billions of dollars' worth of personal property was taken from them forever, some even being killed due to sentry action or even simple negligence. All this was done under the banner of a country that claims that all men are created equal.
- Even after that war concluded, America's lust for battle could scarcely be contained. Leaping at the most frail excuses, they surged in great force overseas, killing huge amounts of people and spreading bloodshed across the globe in the name of peace and democracy. Even when the majority of their own citizens opposed it, their wars continued unabated, never ending and never admitting fault.
Alfred F. Jones is a ridiculous charicature of his country. He possesses all of their weaknesses, their bigotries, their decadence, and none of their strengths. He tries to make up for knowledge, experience, and talent with blind, ignorant enthusiasm. Can this man lead us? I say to you he can not.
In the place of this inevitable disaster, I offer you one thing: Results. I have been in situations much akin to this one. I have stood against functionally impossible odds, defying the laws of reality themselves to uphold the light of justice. I have personally saved the lives of everyone in the entire universe. It is not hollow words, but experience and efficiency that I bring to the table.
Whether you choose me or Jones, success or failure, I leave to you. I trust you all to make the right decision.