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Ten years. As of now, Mayfield has occupied over two thirds of my total lifespan.
I may have a technically immortal body, and I may just be an AI construct, but I'm designed to function in the psyche of a goldfish. I'm getting old. Fish is practically senile in here, and I don't know how long I'll be able to keep it together after he goes silent. ( Read more... ) -
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America, contact me as soon as you hear this. There are matters of state of utmost importance to discuss.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is our chance. We may not see them in this much disarray again.
Everyone who knows how to hurt people even slightly, convene in front of the police station NOW. We're taking Grady down by force.
Italy, you're my transportation. Get me a glass of water.
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Well, I'm man enough to admit when I've lost. The people have spoken, and they want America for president. I'll be respectfully stepping down in the spirit of Democracy.
Now, America.
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I couldn't have timed it better if I had tried.
Ladies and gentlemen, city hall is in flames. It's time to vote.
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I sure am glad that I can tell what people are talking about again! That makes it easier to be frieeEEeeeEEeeooaahh my head feels funny and
getting dizzy
he's back again
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This is okay! I can speak languages! Lots of them! Like English, and Spanish!
The Spanish word for Taco is Taco!