Oi! You! If you know what's good for you, you better convince your cunt licking boyfriend to gimme back what's mine, or else I'm gonna have to pound his face into bloody hamburger a second time!
Oh, gimme a fucking break! He was willing to shed buckets of blood over your stupid ass, don't gimme that bullshit line about how you've got no influence over him!
I am 99.9% sure that dickwad has 'em! He's the one who'd stand to gain the most by ransoming them!
No! I want those rings back! No other pair will do!
...Yeah, you know. If a Homunculus loses a limb, the severed limb disintegrates. So, since the rings aren't part of my body, they just kinda fell off. And got lost. Somewhere.
Hnnnnn.... So, you're gonna tear our their guts through their asshole, and then shove it to their mouth, which leads to the asshole, so... You're sayin' you're gonna try to do an initiation into the Oroborous club?
Aaaaah, but that'd be a real problem for you and your mommy-Father-whatever-dearest! They wouldn't be very useful in the whole Grand Scheme of things as Homunculi would they? And as for me... [Holds up his left hand] I'm already a member, so, an initiation ritual's kinda late! I think I already went through the hazing thing...
Heh... Well well well! You're in an awfully good mood, considering the hell I put you through last night! I bet you won't sleep for a year just to avoid the nightmares I've given you!
[Envy's wicked little grin withers into a look of supreme annoyance.]
How about I celebrate by tearing off your head and shitting down your neck, huh?
You'd better return those rings to me, or I'll make last night seem a little friendly roughhousing! And this time, I won't have those stupid brats getting in my way, either!
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I am 99.9% sure that dickwad has 'em! He's the one who'd stand to gain the most by ransoming them!
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...Yeah, you know. If a Homunculus loses a limb, the severed limb disintegrates. So, since the rings aren't part of my body, they just kinda fell off. And got lost. Somewhere.
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Aaaaah, but that'd be a real problem for you and your mommy-Father-whatever-dearest! They wouldn't be very useful in the whole Grand Scheme of things as Homunculi would they? And as for me... [Holds up his left hand] I'm already a member, so, an initiation ritual's kinda late! I think I already went through the hazing thing...
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We can both sweep last year's mess under the rug and enjoy the new year!
Well, I dunno if I'd recommend sweeping your wedding rings under the rug and losing them, but, you don't drink, so, hey, however you celebrate...
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How about I celebrate by tearing off your head and shitting down your neck, huh?
You'd better return those rings to me, or I'll make last night seem a little friendly roughhousing! And this time, I won't have those stupid brats getting in my way, either!
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Excuse me.
I am trying to get some rest.
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But before you do that, tell your master that he better return what's mine, or I'm gonna have to start breaking all his little toys...
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My master?!
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What? Who are you and why are you yelling at me!? I don't know anything about your rings!
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Are you!?
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No, I don't know who that is, either.
Wait, you said your name was Envy? ... You're not an Exorcist, are you. So how are you on the golem network? [Genuinely... confused.]
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Exorcists? Wait-a-fuckin-minute! Don't tell me you know Lavi, and that Cross guy, do ya?
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