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[Voice | Backdated to New Year's Day]

Jan 05, 2011 00:11

( cut for strong language and descriptions of gore; most likely in comments, too )

alphonse elric, allen walker, klavier gavin, shelly de killer, greed, lavi

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[voice] I don't even-- killerbaseball January 5 2011, 08:07:57 UTC

[Well, Shelly sounds mildly annoyed.]

Excuse me.

I am trying to get some rest.

[voice] LOL When Envy bothers Greed, all his cronies know about it greenwithme January 5 2011, 08:14:22 UTC

THEN TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER OR WHAT THE SHIT EVER SORTA DEVICE YOU'VE GOT, THEN!

But before you do that, tell your master that he better return what's mine, or I'm gonna have to start breaking all his little toys...

[voice] killerbaseball January 5 2011, 08:17:29 UTC

[Waitwaitwait. WAIT.]

My master?!

[voice] greenwithme January 5 2011, 08:21:27 UTC

You're his butler. He owns your ass. So, get with the butlering and deliver my message to him. Chop chop!

[voice] killerbaseball January 5 2011, 13:55:29 UTC

Mr. Greed does not own me or any of my body parts!

[voice] greenwithme January 5 2011, 16:40:19 UTC

Ya sure? Aren't butlers just legal slaves or something? Indentured servants or whatever?

[voice] killerbaseball January 5 2011, 16:52:17 UTC

I am not his butler!

[voice] greenwithme January 5 2011, 17:13:59 UTC

Sure you are! You wipe his ass for him, don'tcha? That's why you're his butt-ler! Get it? Hah!

[voice] killerbaseball January 5 2011, 17:18:05 UTC

... I warn you that I do not take kindly to insults.

[voice] greenwithme January 6 2011, 00:45:07 UTC

Well that's too bad, because I'm just full of 'em today~♥

Here's a tip though: Greed doesn't have friends; he has possessions. He owns you, whether you like it or not. So, if you don't like it, guess you better go find yourself a new master or something!

[voice] killerbaseball January 6 2011, 07:43:43 UTC

... Excuse me.

[He clicks off.]

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