That time o' year again, huh? I'll be honest this year's been pretty rough on the coffers, but I'll tell you what, if no one's volunteered yet I'd be more than happy to deliver presents for those who can't world hop. Just let me know who you are and where I'm goin' and we're golden. Tis the season, or somethin' like that, huh ( Read more... )

Kinda hopin' that nobody is stupid enough to take this seriously, but if wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Can't have you guys rallying the troops and going after Tyki with your pitchforks and getting yourselves trashed in the process, can I ( Read more... )

[Envy appears to be inside a dimly lit storage shed of some sort. There is ramshackle furniture strewn about. The floor is covered in dirt and grit, except for a spot in the center where Envy is squatting, surrounded by various old tomes opened to reveal complex diagrams and geometrical shapes, many of which should appear familiar to those schooled ( Read more... )

Alright, my fine, feathered Anatidae, riddle me this ( Read more... )

( The first video apology )

( Cut for length )

Guess who's back, everyone~♥ It's me! The beautiful, intelligent, and oh so desirable Envy the Vainglorious! I'm sure you've all missed seeing my gorgeous face. I can already tell that this place is going to get even more interesting now that I'm around ( Read more... )

( cut for strong language and descriptions of gore; most likely in comments, too )

Well, hello my dear little ducklings ( Read more... )

( Lavi's open wedding invitation to the entire community. )