[Voice | Backdated to New Year's Day]

[greenwithme]

Comments

[herrglimmerous]

Lost your rings already? This does not bode well.

[greenwithme]

Oi! You! If you know what's good for you, you better convince your cunt licking boyfriend to gimme back what's mine, or else I'm gonna have to pound his face into bloody hamburger a second time!

[herrglimmerous]

I don't have any influence over Greed at all, are you sure he has them? And what do you mean pound his face into hamburger?

[greenwithme]

Oh, gimme a fucking break! He was willing to shed buckets of blood over your stupid ass, don't gimme that bullshit line about how you've got no influence over him!

I am 99.9% sure that dickwad has 'em! He's the one who'd stand to gain the most by ransoming them!

[herrglimmerous]

What do you mean by "shed blood?" I don't remember him doing anything like that.

Even if he does have them just make him an offer he can't refuse...it might end badly for you, but you'd get the rings back.

[greenwithme]

God damn, I knew blonds were stupid airheads, but you really take the cake on this one! Didn't you see the way he totally lost his shit when he thought you were dead?

Hell no! I will never make a deal with that greedy bastard. Ever. Either he returns my property, or I tear his shitty little bar up all over again, and everyone in it!

[herrglimmerous]

I'm not an idiot, I don't pay attention to your conversations because they're repetitive. What is this about me being dead though? I know he was angry about something but...what did you do?

Yeah, but if he's holding your rings hostage should you really be so hasty?

[greenwithme]

[And here is come evil chuckling.] Ah, I just decided to play a little prank on him, that's all~♥ Didn't think he'd take it so seriously, though!

He lost a lot of lives in that last fight. If he knows what's good for him, he'll do what I say... Or else I'll make sure to finish the job this time!

[herrglimmerous]

What kind of prank did you play on him that would make him think I'm dead?

And while your finishing his lives off he could finish your rings off, how is that beneficial?

[greenwithme]

I sent him a bit of blond hair covered in blood. Obviously, he assumed it was either you or the mechanic chick, but I bet he thought it was you from the start! Hah! What a moron! And to think he could have just called you up and checked to make sure that you were fine, but no! He went so fucking batshit insane that he lost all commonsense!

Tch... If he's gonna do that anyway, then I might as well kill him! Call it Equivalent Exchange.

[herrglimmerous]

You used me to get under his skin...again?

So those rings aren't as important to you as you're saying they are.

[greenwithme]

I didn't use you exactly. I had some other lovely volunteer give up a bit of her pretty hair for my purposes~♥

Of course they are! Don't put fucking words in my mouth!

[herrglimmerous]

Whose hair did you use?

I'm not, you're the one making Equivalent Exchange your priority instead of getting your priceless, irreplaceable wedding rings back in one piece.

[greenwithme]

Just some poor hooker who wandered down the wrong alley on the wrong night~♥

Just shut up already and go convince your boyfriend to gimme back what's mine, or else I'll use more than just your pretty face against him!

[material_guy]

Time out, time out.

[greenwithme]

What!?