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[iheart_meat]

Hey girls and creatures that go by the name of 'guys', it's time for a new segment of iCarly called...

[Pushes a blue button on her remote control and words flash on the screen with a guy's voice:

SAAAM'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT!]

Tonight, I present to you a list of things that suck.

1. The dentist!
2. Teachers, especially principals and their punishment

Comments

[iheart_meat]

Being repulsed by teenage guys =/= lesbianism.

Besides, I'm 16. I'm already at the 'haywire hormones' age.

[iheart_meat]

I prefer guys who don't act like idiots and aren't gross.

Hey! I could kick your butt!

[stripping]

School does not 'suck'!

[iheart_meat]

it is torture. Therefore, it sucks!

[stripping]

Don't you think it's you that has the problem?

[last5secondswin]

M-most of that's true but boys don't suck. I know because I am one.

[iheart_meat]

THEN TELL ME WHY THEY SUCK SO MUCH!

[last5secondswin]

Uh... We don't? Well I do, a bit, but most people are cooler than me...

[iheart_meat]

I have never met a cool guy.

[chuckbassdesu]

Actually, I prefer when women do the sucking.

[iheart_meat]

Be grosser. Please.

[[ooc: I totally had a dream about Chuck Bass a few nights ago.]]

[chuckbassdesu]

I could say that some boys suck too.

[8) Good. He's invading your subconscious.]

[iheart_meat]

[[ooc: I blame you! >: ]

I'm going to pretend I never read that, thank you.

1/2

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, you ask for it.

Always, with your spitballs and passing notes. Plagiarizing papers, if you're really going to do that. Just don't bother to do the work in the first place. Interrupting class. Hiding your -

2/2

[crackpotcrocker]

FAIRY GODPARENTS!

1/2

[iheart_meat]

Dude.

2/2

[iheart_meat]

Chill.