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[iheart_meat]

Hey girls and creatures that go by the name of 'guys', it's time for a new segment of iCarly called...

[Pushes a blue button on her remote control and words flash on the screen with a guy's voice:

SAAAM'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT!]

Tonight, I present to you a list of things that suck.

1. The dentist!
2. Teachers, especially principals and their punishment

Comments

[last5secondswin]

M-most of that's true but boys don't suck. I know because I am one.

[iheart_meat]

THEN TELL ME WHY THEY SUCK SO MUCH!

[last5secondswin]

Uh... We don't? Well I do, a bit, but most people are cooler than me...

[iheart_meat]

I have never met a cool guy.

[last5secondswin]

R-really? You must be really unlucky, there are loads of cool guys.

[iheart_meat]

They must be hiding.

[last5secondswin]

I don't think they are... There are a bunch of them here...

[iheart_meat]

I don't see any.

[last5secondswin]

You must be really unlucky. They must duck to pick up pennies or something when you look.