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[iheart_meat]

Hey girls and creatures that go by the name of 'guys', it's time for a new segment of iCarly called...

[Pushes a blue button on her remote control and words flash on the screen with a guy's voice:

SAAAM'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT!]

Tonight, I present to you a list of things that suck.

1. The dentist!
2. Teachers, especially principals and their punishment

Comments

[chuckbassdesu]

Actually, I prefer when women do the sucking.

[iheart_meat]

Be grosser. Please.

[[ooc: I totally had a dream about Chuck Bass a few nights ago.]]

[chuckbassdesu]

I could say that some boys suck too.

[8) Good. He's invading your subconscious.]

[iheart_meat]

[[ooc: I blame you! >: ]

I'm going to pretend I never read that, thank you.

[chuckbassdesu]

[ooc; 8) /takes the blame.]

Don't. Nothing is more annoying that a girl that needs to read Wikipedia before I bring her back to my place.

[iheart_meat]

And why do you think I'd ever go to your place?

[chuckbassdesu]

I'm Chuc-

Wait, how old are you?

[iheart_meat]

Five.

[chuckbassdesu]

Not with that chest.

[iheart_meat]

Don't look at the girls you perve!

[chuckbassdesu]

How else am I suppose to know which one I want to sleep with?

[iheart_meat]

How about I gouge your eyes out, you find a new way to pick you girls, and then tell me how it goes.

[chuckbassdesu]

I love it when they talk dirty.

[iheart_meat]

Get a life.