Ya ya, shut up. I know i haven't been keeping my promise of "1 post a week"... so sue.... de me...

But anyway, i'm back at school now... and of course i have another story, only this time, it's NOT on a 95.. *cue happy music*. It's at the beautiful buildings of Algonquin College that would make Chernobyl jealous.
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Ok, so you're probably reading this as you're posting new pictures of yourself at stupid angles so you don't look fat, and you probably turned up the contrast so you can cover up those zits and that black eye you gave yourself when you realized that punching yourself really isn't a fast way to throw up. So, you finally uploaded your pictures onto ( Read more... )

What the hell is wrong with this city (Atlanta incase you haven't clued in on the title) ?  I'm watching God knows what on TBS. Stuart Little, Sex and the City, Friends or Family Guy. Fuck, i don't know. I'll just say Sex and Stuart's Little Family the Friends from the City. So i'm about 10 minutes into this terrible movie and it cuts to a ( Read more... )

Do you ever sit at your work place and wonder, "how have these people surived this long in life? I'm sure they would have killed themselves by sticking a cat in a toaster while in the bath" I have a simple solution for all of you who cannot stand listening to your stupid co-workers comments at a meeting. "The Replacements" No, this is not another ( Read more... )

    ... after many weeks of wondering what the hell is wrong with my body. I'd get random scraps on my body and i'd immediatly shout something like, "OMG, I HAVE AIDS... I HAVE CANCER... JESUS CHRIST, THOSE JEHOVAH WITNESS GOT ME WITH CYANIDE" I loathe being a hypochondriac. I worry about everything. So anyway, i finally decided to go to the guy ( Read more... )

Ok, i know this is late. But technically it's still new years and i still have my right to say what mistakes i did of 2005. Top 5 mistakes of 2005 are as follows.

1) Received my credit card bill and realized that i am in debt. Took out a student loan and invested it all in Gold Bond.
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Seriously, what is wrong with this country, or at least this government? Having worked my ass off in the summer at some shaddy place to try and save up some money to pay off bills or rather keep myself out of debt. However, knowing me and the people i was around the entire summer(
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Well well well, another month, another semester, and evidentally ( Read more... )

Honestly. I'm one snap away from having my twig break (not that twik ( Read more... )

To all you douche bags out there who chose the habbit of smoking to impress the imaginary girls that look your way, or to impress your "home boys" because they think "it's dope, you know. Dope like weed..OOOO BRABRABRABRBA" (I really hate wiggers -No, not being racist- I just genuinly hate white people who try to be something they're not. As seen ( Read more... )