Ugh...
Honestly. I'm one snap away from having my twig break (not that twik..
sick fucks). One incident before i walk up the clock tower. I was on
the dreaded 95 and actually-for once- having a good time. Nothing bad
has happened yet. No retarded wiggers have snuck onto the back of bus
yet. No handicapped Emo's have broken down the glass to slit their
wrists with. Nothing. Nadda. Was going great. I shouldn't have judged
things so quickly. I haven't even gotten to St. Laurent yet (
x100 more people [What is her problem? She's giving the universial sign for "loser" and yet she... doesn't look like a real winner... UGH!]) Anyway, we hit St. Laurent (though i wish the Germans hit St. Laurent first with their Gestapo. Hitler would have been proud with that victory. "THE FALL OF ST. LAURENT") and these two woman get on. Now, even though they were good looking(
[Minus the hot-fake-kissing]) i always reserve my opiniong until after they open their mouths. And thank GOD i did that very thing. They get on, sit down beside me and... they opened their mouths. WHY did they do that? It's like liking a band and then hearing them in 10 years and wondering how the hell you could have ever liked them. This is the very same situation. They sat down, in my mind i'm going, "Wow, they're hot..." [notice the dot dot dots at the end of my thought? -That's because the second i thought that, they opened their god damn lips- Here is what i had to listen to. WHY DID I you ask? Because my iPod died... GOOoo Apple.
Stupid hot Girl #1: "Shit... it's COLD outside"
Stupid hot Girl #2: "Ya... tell me about it"
Stupid hot Girl #1: "I hate cold weather"
Stupid hot Girl #2: "YA.... i never knew Ottawa was so cold"
Stupid hot Girl #1: "I hate cold weather"
Both: "YA... HONESTLY... why IS it SO cold?"
At that point, i wanted to turn to my left and yell at them, "YOU LIVE IN A NORTHERN COUNTRY YOU FUCKING... UGH... JESUS CHRIST" ring the bell and get off at the next stop. Why do people say that? You don't see me going to Mexico and complaining about the heat. [Senor would look like this]
(no, i'm not sterotypical)
Me: "Excuse me senior"
Senor: "Yes little stupid american boy"
Me: "I'm Austrian.. but anyway. Why is it SO hot here?"
Senor: "..."
Me: "NEVER pegged Mexico as a hot country
Senor: "..."
Anyway. If you're hot, and you're stupid. Please do not open your mouth. Well, you can, but please... only with you boyfriend in your bed, or with a random guy you picked up from some random bar you and your girlfriends went to because you're all too stupid to remember the location of your favorite bar... UGH!... that's it. I'm done (not done like that. Sick fucks)
x100 more people [What is her problem? She's giving the universial sign for "loser" and yet she... doesn't look like a real winner... UGH!]) Anyway, we hit St. Laurent (though i wish the Germans hit St. Laurent first with their Gestapo. Hitler would have been proud with that victory. "THE FALL OF ST. LAURENT") and these two woman get on. Now, even though they were good looking(
[Minus the hot-fake-kissing]) i always reserve my opiniong until after they open their mouths. And thank GOD i did that very thing. They get on, sit down beside me and... they opened their mouths. WHY did they do that? It's like liking a band and then hearing them in 10 years and wondering how the hell you could have ever liked them. This is the very same situation. They sat down, in my mind i'm going, "Wow, they're hot..." [notice the dot dot dots at the end of my thought? -That's because the second i thought that, they opened their god damn lips- Here is what i had to listen to. WHY DID I you ask? Because my iPod died... GOOoo Apple.
Stupid hot Girl #1: "Shit... it's COLD outside"
Stupid hot Girl #2: "Ya... tell me about it"
Stupid hot Girl #1: "I hate cold weather"
Stupid hot Girl #2: "YA.... i never knew Ottawa was so cold"
Stupid hot Girl #1: "I hate cold weather"
Both: "YA... HONESTLY... why IS it SO cold?"
At that point, i wanted to turn to my left and yell at them, "YOU LIVE IN A NORTHERN COUNTRY YOU FUCKING... UGH... JESUS CHRIST" ring the bell and get off at the next stop. Why do people say that? You don't see me going to Mexico and complaining about the heat. [Senor would look like this]
(no, i'm not sterotypical)
Me: "Excuse me senior"
Senor: "Yes little stupid american boy"
Me: "I'm Austrian.. but anyway. Why is it SO hot here?"
Senor: "..."
Me: "NEVER pegged Mexico as a hot country
Senor: "..."
Anyway. If you're hot, and you're stupid. Please do not open your mouth. Well, you can, but please... only with you boyfriend in your bed, or with a random guy you picked up from some random bar you and your girlfriends went to because you're all too stupid to remember the location of your favorite bar... UGH!... that's it. I'm done (not done like that. Sick fucks)