[ATTENTION!]

Feb 17, 2006 02:27

WANTED: An intelligent, non-douchebaggish male to be a possible mate for one of my dearest, best friends since grade school, Kelly.

ARE YOU QUALIFIED?:[+] Must enjoy sex, and must be willing to engage in happy handcuff fun time, as well as the occasional smacking and beating ( Read more... )

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doomfordisco February 17 2006, 17:36:31 UTC
Honestly, I'm real glad you commented because I think you're pretty fantastic. I had originally asked her to tag along to the club, but to avail. I tried bribing her with paid entry and free drinks but....she hates the club and has to be up bright and early Wednesday morning.

SOOOOO [your schedule allowing], perhaps we could do a late dinner with the four of us, or I could just set up a meeting with the two of you. Whatever is more convenient/comfortable for you.

If you want to know more about her, or have any kind of questions you can AIM me anytime after 11pm.

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[almost forgot] doomfordisco February 17 2006, 17:40:13 UTC
AIM = VertigaH

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sinistermotives February 18 2006, 12:54:32 UTC
She is pretty damn cool.

Awesome even.

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anesthet1c February 17 2006, 13:57:01 UTC
[+]Lives with me and Garret.

Mustn't forget that. It may be the determining awesome
factor in attracting a mate for her.

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doomfordisco February 17 2006, 17:39:21 UTC
What, like being my best friend isn't awewsome enough?

Nigga please..... Let's try:

"[+] Lives with me and Garrett, and sort of lives with Nikee and Holly as well."

That's better.

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anesthet1c February 17 2006, 19:20:54 UTC
Yes, better.

And really, what more could you ask for?

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doomfordisco February 18 2006, 07:42:33 UTC
A PONY.

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sinistermotives February 17 2006, 17:47:29 UTC
I don't know anybody obviously. :-(

BUT I AM THROWING IN MY TWO CENTS TO SAY SHE IS A GIRL AND I DON'T HATE HER WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS SHE'S GREAT!

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doomfordisco February 17 2006, 18:36:36 UTC
She will appreciate this.

Oh, and p.s.? LOVE FOR CHRISTI. YES, MA'AM.

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sinistermotives February 18 2006, 12:52:49 UTC
YAYYYY!

going tues to club?

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doomfordisco February 18 2006, 18:40:10 UTC
As of right now, I think so. Depends on how much funds I have.

Though I think three dollars for entry and a few more for a drink can't be that hard to scrounge up :-]

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ryanaircraft February 18 2006, 18:15:08 UTC
hey! i've called your garrett (although not recently) and not heard back, so i'm saying "'allo!" to you this time.

'allo!

'ow you doin' there?

yours,
Ryan

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doomfordisco February 18 2006, 18:42:23 UTC
We're great, sir, and we miss you!

Sometime quite soon we'll all have to get together and partake in some kind of awesomeness.

Either in your city or mine.

<3

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