[ATTENTION!]
WANTED: An intelligent, non-douchebaggish male to be a possible mate for one of my dearest, best friends since grade school, Kelly.
ARE YOU QUALIFIED?:
[+] Must enjoy sex, and must be willing to engage in happy handcuff fun time, as well as the occasional smacking and beating.
[+] Must have car.
[+] High school diploma required, GED will be considered. [Okay, not necessary, but it seemed funny at the time].
[+] Must be a half-decent human being.
[+] Physical attributes aren't important. Honestly.
ABOUT HER:
[+] 21 years old.
[+] Originally from New York, raised in Virginia Beach.
[+] Manager for Claire's.
[+] Massage therapy student.
[+] Italian and Irish .
[+] Smoker and proud.
KELLY'S INTERESTS:
[+] Writing poetry, painting, porn, playing pool, social drinking, Bettie Page, reading memoirs, massage therapy student,road trips, tattoos, piercings, smoking
KELLY'S MUSIC: Garbage, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Tool, Deftones, Tori Amos, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Queen, radiohead, Avenue D, Massive Attack, Vast, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, classical, Taproot, Haste the Day
THE SCENARIO: Kelly has had the misfortune of being screwed over when it comes to like/love/lust. Her last serious boyfriend impregnated another girl. Then I tried to set her up with someone who turned out to be an asshole. the last guy she had an interest in played the "love you, lose you" game. As one can imagine, all of these failed relationships and even failed attempts at relationships are disheartening. It's even worse when involved in the "friends who fuck you, but don't date you" situation. Basically, she's been made to feel like trash, which isn't the case. Not even close.
Truth be told she's a wonderful, beautiful person who would be a fantastic partner for someone. This is not a proposal of marriage or anything of the sort, just a mere attempt to try to see if there is someone out there who strikes her interest, and vice versa.
If interested, or if you know anyone who is interested, comment! Couldn't hurt, right?
P.S.- I've been ordered to let everyone know this is my idea. This is true.
ARE YOU QUALIFIED?:
[+] Must enjoy sex, and must be willing to engage in happy handcuff fun time, as well as the occasional smacking and beating.
[+] Must have car.
[+] High school diploma required, GED will be considered. [Okay, not necessary, but it seemed funny at the time].
[+] Must be a half-decent human being.
[+] Physical attributes aren't important. Honestly.
ABOUT HER:
[+] 21 years old.
[+] Originally from New York, raised in Virginia Beach.
[+] Manager for Claire's.
[+] Massage therapy student.
[+] Italian and Irish .
[+] Smoker and proud.
KELLY'S INTERESTS:
[+] Writing poetry, painting, porn, playing pool, social drinking, Bettie Page, reading memoirs, massage therapy student,road trips, tattoos, piercings, smoking
KELLY'S MUSIC: Garbage, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Tool, Deftones, Tori Amos, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Queen, radiohead, Avenue D, Massive Attack, Vast, Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, classical, Taproot, Haste the Day
THE SCENARIO: Kelly has had the misfortune of being screwed over when it comes to like/love/lust. Her last serious boyfriend impregnated another girl. Then I tried to set her up with someone who turned out to be an asshole. the last guy she had an interest in played the "love you, lose you" game. As one can imagine, all of these failed relationships and even failed attempts at relationships are disheartening. It's even worse when involved in the "friends who fuck you, but don't date you" situation. Basically, she's been made to feel like trash, which isn't the case. Not even close.
Truth be told she's a wonderful, beautiful person who would be a fantastic partner for someone. This is not a proposal of marriage or anything of the sort, just a mere attempt to try to see if there is someone out there who strikes her interest, and vice versa.
If interested, or if you know anyone who is interested, comment! Couldn't hurt, right?
P.S.- I've been ordered to let everyone know this is my idea. This is true.