Sometimes when I get really stressed out and things look really down, I just want to get stoned and listen to Black Sabbath.

We all have dreams.

This is going to sound like an infomercial, or some lame after-school special but I don't care. It needs to be said ( Read more... )

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Some piece of shit stole my bike. I need that bike. I loved that bike.

I fucking hate everybody.

After a round of strippers, a good drink, and a lengthy conversation with my drunken best friend, we both came to a very painful but nonetheless unsurprising conclusion ( Read more... )

Had a date night with Nikee and Kelly which consisted of Greek food and "RENT!" Became awkward when I ran into a former friend/current coke head and coffee house employee. Felt like avoiding him would just be childish, so I went and said hello. He looks good. He looks "clean". Maybe he'll stay that way, or maybe he'll keep punching out windows. ( Read more... )

Scooping up a handful of Jelly Bellys is fantastic.

Accidentally ingesting the licorice kind is not.

That is all.

WANTED: An intelligent, non-douchebaggish male to be a possible mate for one of my dearest, best friends since grade school, Kelly.

ARE YOU QUALIFIED?:[+] Must enjoy sex, and must be willing to engage in happy handcuff fun time, as well as the occasional smacking and beating ( Read more... )

Today I had a four o'clock appointment with a psychic ( Read more... )

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