[ATTENTION!]

[doomfordisco]

WANTED: An intelligent, non-douchebaggish male to be a possible mate for one of my dearest, best friends since grade school, Kelly.

ARE YOU QUALIFIED?:[+] Must enjoy sex, and must be willing to engage in happy handcuff fun time, as well as the occasional smacking and beating

Comments

[anesthet1c]

[+]Lives with me and Garret.

Mustn't forget that. It may be the determining awesome
factor in attracting a mate for her.

[doomfordisco]

What, like being my best friend isn't awewsome enough?

Nigga please..... Let's try:

"[+] Lives with me and Garrett, and sort of lives with Nikee and Holly as well."

That's better.

[anesthet1c]

Yes, better.

And really, what more could you ask for?

[doomfordisco]

A PONY.

[weirdo1949]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS....quite possibly could be a determining factor on both points