I like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

"I'm in my skivvies with a gay guy standing next to me!"

Militant Vegans, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

General asshats, Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Uday Hussein
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Qusay Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

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Ok...my sister is trying to use a tampon for the first time.

Someone shoot me.

My cousin had season tickets to the NY Liberty home games @ MSG. She couldn't make this game, so she offered them to my sister ( Read more... )

Weeee! Yay for direct deposit of financial aid refunds!

I spent 26 hours without power because of our fucking idiot president.

Anyone have any pretzels?

I started listening to the newscasts when I got home at 930pm yesterday. 1010 WINS was already calling it the 'Blackout of '03'. Anyways ( Read more... )

I have returned from the Land of Blackout.

I hope to never visit there again.

I think I'm going to be sick ( Read more... )

Perhaps one of the scariest times in your life is when you realize that yes, it CAN happen to you.