August has arrived.

That means, 22 days until school starts.

There's nothing like marinated portabella mushrooms.

Except maybe portabella mushroom paninis. But these are cold..and just as yummy.

So today...I drove home in a new (to me) car.

2000 Nissan Altima, maroon.

Melike.

So Bush lies about the reasons for going to war and impeachment isn't on the menu...but Clinton get a blowjob from an ugly bitch and gets put on trial.

I just don't fucking get it.

And then...Congress becomes a free-for-all. American Democracy? HA!

Once again, I've seen a movie that makes me go, "HOLY SHIT!"

"I think I get is darn good intelligence and the speeches I have given are backed by good intelligence," Bush said.

UGH! What a FUCKING moron! DARN GOOD!!?!?!? OUR FUCKING PRESIDENT USES THE PHRASE 'DARN GOOD'If he's re-elected...I'm going to finish my degree at UB and hop across the border to Toronto. Gods, we're going down the drain faster than ( Read more... )

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We know that homosexuality breeds incest, pedophelia and beastiality...so maybe I should just go and have sex with my 8 year old cousin and his dog and call it a day.

Some people are just so fucking dumb, I just don't get it.

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