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[clockworktomato]

I have hot chocolate mix. I live in Texas. I want chocolate milk iced hot chocolate. But I can't do it.

But that's not all! I can't afford milk and refuse to buy any other ingredients. I have hot water, pencil shavings and a plastic cup. Make me some iced hot chocolate. :(

Comments

[exotic_princess]

You can buy it in cafes in Britain, I will investigate further for you!

That's incredibly helpful to the Texan.

[bellatrouble]

Perhaps s/he should just dip some ice cubes in the powder a la a "dib dab".

[clockworktomato]

"Oh, good idea -- but my roommates did something with the ice cubes that time they made chocolate milk with my blender. I'll see if I can find them."

[bellatrouble]

*snort*

[mellybrelly]

I just wanted to say "make some hot chocolate and put it in the fridge", but if someone can't think of that themselves.....

Besides, I can't imagine cold hot chocolate made with powdered chocolate and water would be any good.

[swingangel]

Maybe if she adds a magic eraser....according to the folks at HD it totally fixes *everything*

Maybe it turns water into milk?

[madlawstudent]

wtf? She can afford chocolate mix, but can't afford milk? She can afford cinnamon, but she can't afford milk? Am I missing something? I'm from Texas. There is no way all the cows disappeared and suddenly milk is going for $10 a gallon.

[malackey]

It was either weed or milk, and she stands by the choice she made.

[madlawstudent]

What a horrible, horrible catch-22. There's nothing better than rich delicious chocolate milk when your stoned. However, what good is the milk, if you have no weed... Ahhhh!!!

[clockworktomato]

That's when you go to your sister's house and drink all of her milk.

[effin]

I get the not buying milk thing, I really do - where I live, it's $4 a gallon for the store-brand milk, and $7 a gallon for the good organic stuff.

and, I get wanting to have on-demand chocolate milk, I truly do. it is for such wonders that I believe lactaid was invented.

all this time, I thought I was being clever and killing two birds with one stone by just giving in, reveling in the fact that my mother doesn't ever see the inside of my fridge, and buying gallons of CHOCOLATE milk - at the same absurd $4/per price as regular. but apparently, I'm an idiot, because somewhere out there there simply MUST be someone who can tell me how to make the same instant goodness with tap water and a packet of swiss miss!

WHAT WAS I THINKING??

[malackey]

You weren't. That's why we need people like her - people that say "Laws of Physics and Rules of Common Sense be dammned! I shall defy these rules. I shall change the world! Or more accurately, I shall find people on Teh Interwebz to do that for me."