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[clockworktomato]

I have hot chocolate mix. I live in Texas. I want chocolate milk iced hot chocolate. But I can't do it.

But that's not all! I can't afford milk and refuse to buy any other ingredients. I have hot water, pencil shavings and a plastic cup. Make me some iced hot chocolate. :(

Comments

[madlawstudent]

wtf? She can afford chocolate mix, but can't afford milk? She can afford cinnamon, but she can't afford milk? Am I missing something? I'm from Texas. There is no way all the cows disappeared and suddenly milk is going for $10 a gallon.

[malackey]

It was either weed or milk, and she stands by the choice she made.

[madlawstudent]

What a horrible, horrible catch-22. There's nothing better than rich delicious chocolate milk when your stoned. However, what good is the milk, if you have no weed... Ahhhh!!!

[clockworktomato]

That's when you go to your sister's house and drink all of her milk.

[malackey]

*dies laughing*
I'm sure the sister appreciates that a ton.

[sarahonlife]

Yeah, the sister buys that much milk cause she has kids. Sure. It's got nothing to do with the fact that her sister keeps coming over and drinking all her milk!

[mcmiller]

At a guess it has more to do with the amount of milk Texas WIC affords women. How will children learn to be big strong cowboys without consuming several gallons of milk per week? I'm not complaining though. When I was in Texas and poor, I hit up my friends on WIC for their canned goods and frozen juice to save money. (Thanks Texas WIC!)

[acony_bell]

I find it really, really gross that she can drink a half gallon in a few hours. If I was the sister, I'd be telling the OP to back off, jeez.

[calieber]

Saves money on toilet paper.

[madlawstudent]

oopsie! *you're*

[clockworktomato]

I think she should just go rob a kindergarten of their little milk cartons.

Billy Madison: Hey Miss Vaughn - Want some of this milk?
Veronica Vaughn: Billy, this milk belongs to that classroom.
Billy: Oh, nobody has to know about it. This could be our milk.
Miss Vaughn: Billy, no milk will ever be our milk.

[intellijente]

*snort*

Now if I was drinking milk, it would be all over my computer screen.

[clockworktomato]

"NO, NOT THE PRECIOUS BODILY DAIRY FLUIDS!"

[tully_monster]

Indeed. I shop for the week and don't buy groceries until I've run out, except for a twice-weekly milk run. It costs less than a gallon of gas, for pity's sake! And if the poster craves iced hot chocolate that badly, he/she could spring for a half pint, for pity's sake, which is less than a dollar. Way cheaper than Starbucks.

[alice_bunnie]

Gas here $2.79, Milk $3.29.

My husband always joked that it was pretty bad that milk was higher than gasoline, then when it did go over he said he didn't mean he wanted gas to cost more than a gallon of milk! :p

[tully_monster]

Hah! Gas in central Illinois: $2.88

Milk (of course this is Farm Central): $2.09