oh, fuck, today.

(6:03:53 PM) seblake79: now I kinda wanna be a lesbian AND I want ice cream.
(6:04:06 PM) dbunderscore: welcome to my world.
(6:04:38 PM) seblake79: srsly.

between hotdog buns jokes and butterfingers hilarity, my sides have been aching for HOURS.

it was totally preposterous to imagine it snowing today when it first hit the forecasts, and yet HERE IT IS, SNOWING.

what the shit, canada.

1) oh, brainfailure. so, so bad ( Read more... )

1) the world's WORST MIX CD EVER is being played at nauseating volumes upstairs. so far ( Read more... )

all my test-taking-type exams are done; all I have left to do is write a paper by Wednesday afternoon ( Read more... )

it's 75 degrees outside right now. there is a shiny thing in the sky. idk what that's about ( Read more... )

for brian:

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BREAKING UP WITH TELEVISION.

hand to god.

Also, am now officially ass deep in final exam prep. Ass deep. I COULD be crankier, except, in fact, not. This is as bad as it gets.

Operation: Empty Out My Beer Drawer, commencing shortly.

1) I'm pretty sure I ate my own weight in lumpia today. that's not a bad thing, except for how I'm out of lumpia now.

2) every time I see commercials for this movie I seriously get screaming giggle fits. cannot even begin to figure out why, but hey, thanks for the free laugh riot.

why is happy dog happy?


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