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[clockworktomato]

I have hot chocolate mix. I live in Texas. I want chocolate milk iced hot chocolate. But I can't do it.

But that's not all! I can't afford milk and refuse to buy any other ingredients. I have hot water, pencil shavings and a plastic cup. Make me some iced hot chocolate. :(

Comments

[fooltheworld]

I enjoyed the comment that told her to go steal creamer from a coffee shop.

[melanctha]

I'm kind of weirded out that people seem to be taking me seriously. Where are those heavy sarcasm tags when I need them?

[kakaze]

I think we should make a concerted effort to colour at text meant to be sarcastic a shade of blue or green or summat.

And then when people ask why we made just that text a colour we can tell them and they can begin to do it as well and tell others and soon it will spread all over the world, mwa ha ha hahahah!

Don't mind me.

[clockworktomato]

1. You said "summat." <3<3<3<3!
2. I like it -- it could start a new cliche. "I'm just orange with sarcasm today!"

[doorinward]

Yes, I need ideas. I have flour and I would like to bake a chocolate cake... but oh yeah, I don't have milk, cream, eggs, butter, baking powder, baking soda, cocoa, or chocolate. Don't tell me to buy anything because I can't afford it.

[sarahonlife]

Go to a bakery, wait for someone to buy a chocolate cake. Then throw your flour in their eyes and steal their cake. Run quickly. Enjoy!

[malackey]

It's extra delicious because it's stolen.

[kakaze]

Even better if you steal it from a church because then it becomes sacrilicious.

:-D

[lotsofbluestuff]

I was about to snark this!

[banthasandpie]

As ridiculous as the "cry cry, how do I make a hot drink cold, I can't BUY INGREDIENTS!" crap is, it's also hilarious(ly stupid) to me that she's whining about how hot it is in Texas. Ohhhh, the pain! I live in Texas, and yeah, it's hot... but it's much, much hotter in other places in the world. Go figure!

(And I'm willing to bet she lives/works/goes to school in buildings that are all at least somewhat air-conditioned, and probably also contain plently of fans.)

[clockworktomato]

Totally unrelated, but your "Moonfire Moonfire Moonfire" made me picture a gnome mage conjuring her up some hot chocolate and then frost nova-ing it. :P

[banthasandpie]

Hee hee!

Little known fact: actually yelling "MOONFIRE MOONFIRE MOONFIRE" as a druid spams it adds +10 arcane damage.

One of the many seekrits of WoW!

[anne_jumps]

God forbid she just forego it.

[clockworktomato]

*gasp*

But...but...she wants it! What kind of stickler no-fun person are you? :P

[anne_jumps]

It's not even like it sounds appetizing, either. But then, I think iced coffee sounds gross too.