I just heard a story about a bartender with an establishment not far from the site of a facility where Alcoholics Anonymous meetings are held. He offers free drinks in exchange for sobriety tokens. A one month sobriety token gets you one free drink, but turn in a one year sobriety token and you can go on a bender all night long. After all if you've ( Read more... )

A Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson's Death ( Read more... )

Bert, my roommate, is an attorney by profession. He has some advice for the attorneys representing the makers of Enzyte, the tablets for "All Natural Male Enhancement" who advertise on late night TV with the annoying commercials with "smiling bob" and the whistling song and the fairly obvious innuendo about penis size ( Read more... )

More fun with stereotypes ( Read more... )

Bert's story ( Read more... )

So Bert puts in a call to the proper office in the City of New Orleans to obtain his operating license for orleans parish. He gets a call back with a voicemail left saying he has an appointment scheduled and if the time is inconvenient for him to call in and reschedule. So he calls in to reschedule saying the time is inconvenient for him and the ( Read more... )

eat your heart out jerry springer, for I live in the middle of one of your shows, but without steve the bodyguard. observe.

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/03/fight_over_std_ends_in_gunfire.html

That bastard Cinar sent me the "Yalla Ya Nasralla" video and now I cant get the fucking song out of my head.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7945y_yallah-ya-nasrallah-song_music


yallah ya nasrallah song
by abraham1979

Birds are shitting on my new car. This pisses me off in a big way. I am aware that my rage is not terribly rational, thank you. But there it is, all the same ( Read more... )

By the time I got around to taking the photos it was nighttime already, but it came out all right anyway. The Silver Bullet is beautiful any time of the day or night. Her ecotec 3.5L V6 gets better gas mileage than most 4 cylinders and hauls ass besides. Filled with cool gadgets and doodads, slick looking, this car is officially the coolest thing I ( Read more... )