I was opening a can of tomatoes for dinner the other night. It had one of those "convenient" pull-top lids. I read the lid as I was wrestling with it. "Lift tab and pull back slowl..." Then the lid gave way, spattering me with tomato sauce.  I had a good sweater on, so I pulled it off to rinse it. I figured the pants could wait until I at least ( Read more... )

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What a crazy couple of days. Yesterday, little girl got sick and was throwing up everywhere. Hardwood floors: pros- durable, easy clean-up  Cons-can be slippery, makes that splattering sound when someone pukes on it

For such a tiny body, it's amazing the force she can put behind vomit.

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 Poor PA.  We only get channels 2-13, so that means no ESPN. No ESPN means no Bama football on tv. He tried the radio in the kitchen, streaming on the web, and finally sitting out in his car to see if he might be able to get it on the radio out there.

For goodness sake, will you just go to a bar and watch it?

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Here's a song from Jonathan Coulton. He's one of my favorite singer/songwriters, thanks to
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Guess what I'm wearing....

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Mom:  Remember how Aunt M and Uncle J and family were going on vacation?
Me:  Yeah, to Jamaica...oh, the hurricane...
Mom:  They went anyway!
Me:  Awesome!
Mom:  No!
Me:  I mean, what horrible people to make us worry so. ;)