Me:  Is there any chocolate left in the house?
PA:  No, you didn't want any until I ate the last piece and now you want some.
Me:  Well, did you save that one peanut butter cup that I asked you to save for me?
PA:  If by "save it" you mean, "Take it to work with me and eat it as a snack" then yes, yes I did.

Do not plop down in the new office chair. It has wheels and it's on a wood floor.

When sitting at the desk, lean a bit to the right or you will slowly roll past the dining room table.

pinwheel
salt shaker
lotion
vitamins
stapler
softball
laser level
remote
phone
plastic fireman's hat
light timer
rubberbands
piles of papers
glass of water

That's right, folks, you'll find all this and more on my desk. And, yes, I posted this instead of cleaning it up. My husband always threatens to put a trashcan at one end and lift the other.

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I heard Dolly Parton singing Stairway to Heaven yesterday.  It wasn't a good thing.

I said to myself the other day, "Self, wouldn't it be nice if I had four uninterrupted hours in which to read The Complete Stories of Flannery O'Connor?" Turns out if you go to Physician's Care on a Sunday, that's exactly what you'll get.

I'm such a nerd.  I bought the new Asimov magazine and sealed it in an envelope.  Can't read it 'til I'm done with my finals.  Three more days.  :D