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attention all badasses
You can't be a badass if...- You are not licensed to operate a motor vehicle. Automobile will usually defeat Human in a collision.
- You do not own a tool set. Every badass has at minimum two screwdrivers and a hammer at his/her disposal.
- You do not know the rules of American Football.
- You do not have any scars that you proudly show off or stories ( Read more... )
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to the King of Pop
Dear Michael Jackson,
You say it's your birthday. It's my birthday too. They say it's your birthday. We're gonna have a good time. I'm glad it's your birthday. Happy birthday to you. -
kickstart
I’ve been inspired to write. About what I don’t exactly know. I’ve seen people on Facebook and Livejournal pup questionnaires up, so I thought I’d do it just to kickstart the habit of writing in this damn thing again. So here it goes:
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me- I love tuna fish sandwiches. When I was a kid my mom used to work ( Read more... )
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tennis anyone?
It has been a seriously long time since I've posted. Sorry peoples, but if I've got any free time to sit in front of the computer I'm devoting it to either pornography or piracy. Perhaps I should not have said that. Anyways, I'm taking this much deserved and very much infrequent break from work (they think I'm programming the intranet database ( Read more... )
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