attention all badasses

[djflipbunny]

You can't be a badass if...

1. You are not licensed to operate a motor vehicle.  Automobile will usually defeat Human in a collision.
2. You do not own a tool set.  Every badass has at minimum two screwdrivers and a hammer at his/her disposal.
3. You do not know the rules of American Football.
4. You do not have any scars that you proudly show off or stories sports injuries that you don't hesitate to recount
5. You can't dance.  All badasses can dance.
6. You can quote more than two lines from "The Princess Diaries".
7. You are a man and refuse to:
• hold your significant other's purse while shopping
  
• buy feminine hygiene products
• engage in 'manscaping'
• admit you liked "Love Actually"
because you are afraid it wouldn't be masculine.  A badass' masculinity is never threatened!

8. The only reason you wouldn't get a tattoo is because it might hurt.  Also, you can't be a badass if the only reason you would get a tattoo is because all your friends were getting "cute" tattoos.
9. You've never gotten/given it doggy-style.
10. Your favorite alcoholic beverage is more than 50% fruit juice.
    

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