y'all want a good and proper post from me, wait until it's right! i'm not just gonna post stupid stuff. congrats maria and jason. dirk, that's hot.

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where the ( Read more... )

wanna meet ya ( Read more... )

and i'm not giving them back until dirk apologizes

EDIT: and i have doug. he's my bitch now

dirk's going to hook it up when he starts teaching. i am pushing him to be a college professor so it will be legal and i won't have to wait until these ladies graduate. he will consider it, for i have taken landen and lennon into my custody, and they will only be returned if my demands are met.

A las 11 de la noche más o menos, Carolina llegó a su casa después de un día muy ocupado cansada se sentó por unos momentos. Abró su cartera y sacó una carta. La puso sobre la mesita al lado de sofá, pero luego la miró varias veces y por fin, decidió abrirla. Al principio, no lo pudo hacer. Se puso nerviosa pero, por fin, rompió el sobre y miró la ( Read more... )

i went to visit the twins, yesterday, and i was completely blown away. i knew, immediately, which ones they were, before even glancing at their tags. they are truly the best representation of of alex and marla's most admirable features. i watched them for some time, awestruck by how such wonderful, perfect creations belonged to my friends and how ( Read more... )

i've been in mexico. that's right my friends, mexico. why mexico? because i met the love of my life ( Read more... )

Milk...it's why:
- Aliens keep stealing our damn cows.
- Breasts were created.
- Chocolate comes in liquid form.
- Coffee actually has a chance of getting into my mug.

Mmm, milk. Happy late birthday, Brandon.

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. I love my birthday because people wait on me hand and foot. Eh, that doesn't rhyme. I still like it though ( Read more... )