i was sitting in a lovely little early bird buffet with maria juana, since she had come to visit me and show me my child. she couldn't stay long, out of fear that the bitch her mother would come to find her. as she got up to leave, an old woman (probably the same old woman who hit me on the fateful day of my journey to the grocery store) knocked into her and almost caused her to drop the baby. as the bitch the psychotic old whore woman walked away, she mumbled at my dear maria juana, "stupid girl." as i got psycho on her ass told her how rude she was, like when she had almost run me off the road, i began to think, "wow, i really hate that song." it began to play in my head and i couldn't think of anyway to get it out. it haunted me for a few days and then, i figured that at least changing the lyrics would make the torture a slightly more pleasant. immediately, stupid cheese came into my head. it was perfect. i knew it was exactly how the song should have been written in the first place.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID CHEESE WHERE IS BRANDON
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i was sitting in a lovely little early bird buffet with maria juana, since she had come to visit me and show me my child. she couldn't stay long, out of fear that the bitch her mother would come to find her. as she got up to leave, an old woman (probably the same old woman who hit me on the fateful day of my journey to the grocery store) knocked into her and almost caused her to drop the baby. as the bitch the psychotic old whore woman walked away, she mumbled at my dear maria juana, "stupid girl." as i got psycho on her ass told her how rude she was, like when she had almost run me off the road, i began to think, "wow, i really hate that song." it began to play in my head and i couldn't think of anyway to get it out. it haunted me for a few days and then, i figured that at least changing the lyrics would make the torture a slightly more pleasant. immediately, stupid cheese came into my head. it was perfect. i knew it was exactly how the song should have been written in the first place.
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