I want to have sex with Michael Stipe.

oh god.

oh wow, hi

[I AM NOT DAN ESTRIN. this is all a sick game where some person sits and pretends to be someone else with other people pretending to be someone else but that's close enough to reality to pass for normal. i'm also pretty sure dan estrin thinks i am a freak above most of the freaks he has seen, but it's honestly just for fun and there is no harm ( Read more... )

i only did this to reply to an entry and to save my journal from being purged, but i am making sure you are all behaving. if you need to be removed just holla

this is the most i've seen the friends page move in about three years. now, if we could only get rid of writeletters, then updates wouldn't lack creativity and people would stop retaliating against some stupid comment some cockbent coward makes. if people put this much effort into writing something imaginative, i might log in to check up on ( Read more... )

i'm going to update as soon as i get back into the groove of actually caring about my band

Dear Gonorrhea Geyser ( Read more... )

i never claimed a position on not being hysterically vain ( so i am showing off )

hey look at that we have an album coming out on april 18th called every man for himself. i've gained 20 pounds in anticipation and have only left the house to be on the grammy soundboard ( Read more... )