Although it grieves me to admit it, my beloved ( Read more... )

Good evening, all my darling daughters ( Read more... )

It seems, o constant listener ( Read more... )

O constant reader ( Read more... )

How the the cold dark ages roll and coil across the earth ( Read more... )

it is not, o constant listener ( Read more... )

shame and sorrow, o constant listener ( Read more... )

Fear not, o constant listener, for the Disco Bison has not forsaken you. he simply found himself weighed down with a multitude of tasks that required his unwavering attention, but has now returned, and has seen fit to burden you with his tales of adventure and swashbuckling in a land which, it quickly became apparent, was not at all suited to any ( Read more... )

Once again, o constant listener ( Read more... )

To continue, o constant listener ( Read more... )