No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

 Title: First Time
Author: In the immortal words of Han Solo - Hey, it’s me!
Rating: Very much nc-17
Pairing: Chas/John [Hellblazer - not movieverse.]
Summary: John’s never done this before.
A/N: I wanted a Chas-in-control fic. Because whilst John’s totally awesome, Chas doesn’t get enough love. Porniest thing I’ve ever written - I wanted to avoid Mills ( Read more... )

Well I'm already prepared with my towel.

If I was exiled to outer space? That would be totally and completely awesome.
If I had to settle and explore one place, it would totally be Pluto - which, btw, is totally still a planet, not just some 'dwarf planet'. NO IT'S REAL. But if I were allowed to drift, I'd probably visit the whole Kuiper Belt, and ( Read more... )

Title: Normality.
Pairing: Cliff/Larry
Fandom: Doom Patrol
Rating: PG
Summary: Their relationship is kind of odd.

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 These writers block things make me smile when I have nothing better to do. :)
I name anything that I think is vaguely important in my room, which at the moment, is my laptop, iPod, phone, Nintendo DS, X-Box and Cacti.
My cacti are probably my best inanimate object friends - I have three of them which sit on my window sill called Bruce, Murphy, and ( Read more... )

Oh man.
Okay, so I'm not usually a japanophile, but Tampopo in the Trafford Center do the best gyozas I've ever had. I could seriously just eat them forever. Even if it is just a starter. I'm actually kinda drooling a bit. D: That's awful.
Secondly it'd be this thing called Chicken and Lemongrass that my dad cooks, it's just like rice and chillies ( Read more... )

Title: Homelife.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary: The way Kankuro sees it, stuff is fine how it is.
Warnings: Cursing, PWP, M/M.

Kiba and Kankuro have never been big on the whole ‘I love you’ aspect of their relationship. Not like Hinata and Naruto whom it is obvious, to everyone with eyes, are pretty much going to settle down, have a couple of kids, a nice ( Read more... )

Hah. :)
I like being a fan of a rare pairing within a fandom.
It makes me feel cool. B)

Title: Puppet.
Fandom: Naruto.
Pairing: Kiba/Kankuro.
Rating: R
Warnings: Kind of  violent.
Summary: Kiba's Kankuro's puppet.

Kiba's pistoning back and forth wildly, his hips jerking back and forth with needy, angry tugs. His hand is deep set in Kankuro's hair, pulling ( Read more... )

 My friend Neil recommended Naruto to me about a month ago - and I've really gotten into it, despite swearing to myself that I would never like it. On principal. xD
So I wrote fic.
It's five drabbles which make a whole fic, but each one can be read on its own I suppose.
They're all 100 words exactly. :)

Title: Untitled.
Rating: Pg
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka.
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Breakfast Club slash.
:)
Enjoy.
Set directly after the movie.

Title: Walk and Talk.
Rating: PG for a little swearing.
Pairing: Brian/Bender.
Notes: Unbeta'd. Might do a sequel. :)
Summary: Bender and Brian take a walk.

"D'you want a lift?" Brian leans out of the car and looks up at Bender.
"You don't wanna see where I'm going." He shrugs and continues to ( Read more... )