Writer's Block: Comebacks

[devolutions]

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

Comments

[the_summoning_d]

Any argument in my maths class in my last year of school went pretty much like this:

A: [Insult]
B: So's your mother
A: So's your face
B: At least you can call mine a face
A: Oh yeah? Who told you that?
B: Your mother, last night
A: At least you can call mine a mother
B: Oh yeah? Who told you that?

[Repeat until someone gets bored]

[the_summoning_d]

*cringe* Oh god, I just remembered this one. It's horrible. You may not want to read it.

A: [Insult]
B: [Bad comeback]
A: That was a crap comeback
B: If I wanted come back, I'd scrape it off your mother's teeth.

[devolutions]

HAHAHA.
I lol'd.
And now I feel horrible for laughing.
; ;

[the_summoning_d]

That was my reaction too: "AAAAAhahahaha...oh god I'm a terrible person."