Would any of you happen to know what an iPod is?

[The video clicks on and CFP-tan appears, with her blue pigtails and headset mic as always. She is sitting at a desk with her hands folded over a neat stack of papers. Behind her, a large section of roof and wall appear to be missing, edged by scorchmarks. When she speaks, her voice is characteristically loud and obnoxious.]

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Does anyone feel like exploring outside the city? This map-equipped device is burning a hole in my pocket and I heard something about "blood-drenched shrines"....
After the recent attack, it would be good to learn a bit about the enemy as well, wouldn't it?

[One will notice right away that the gentleman on the screen not only does not seem to realize he is being watched, but is holding the device upside-down. His interactions with the PDA consist largely of tapping it and squinting at it.]

...The heck is this? This ain't like no radio I ever seen.

[Staticky sounds, followed by a few clicks and muffled thumps as if someone technologically challenged is trying to use the PDA...which happens to be the case]

....

Metallia, huh? Well...hell. I'd like to say this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me...but it ain't. So. Where the hell's this...uhh...Queen? The chick that was here ( Read more... )

... They were right. I'm alive.

[pause]

So what happened?

[HK-47 has found himself a bass. So there's only one logical thing to do... Rock out and let everyone hear it.]

Statement: Attention, meatbags. My name is HK-47, king of kings; look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

[He begins playing a rather ominous tune. Just like so.]

[Sounds of plucking can be heard in the background] Y'know... I've never actually played before, but this bass? Is friggin' nice.

Speaking of, does anyone know how I'm even capable of this? What's next, is it gonna shoot lightning, too?

...I should practice outside.

I have my microphone now. Queen is still okay. The Church doesn't look good, but Queen is okay and they're already working on fixing it.

I went down south, too. There's someone there who can teach you how to fight. He said his name was Tyr. We need to get back at E Nomine for what they did! We need to know how to fight the best we can!

[ The recording starts- for a long while there's nothing but silence, static, the sound of someone beathing. But really he's just woken up in Metallia, right, and he really only has one thing to say to that. ]

...What the shit.

[ Nah, he's not very talkative. Transmission terminated. ]